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Episode 122: Reviewing Sex Toys, Slowing Your Blow, Anal Asymmetries, Lightning Handjobs

Team YMMV | 6-15-2023 | 1:13:09

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With Keith still climbing mountains in Georgia (the country, not the state), Ally and Mike tackled some new questions, and Mike delicately but firmly improved the quality of the blowjobs Ally gives to her partner. You're welcome, mystery man!

We discuss Mike's efforts at reviewing sex toys, whether men's or women's bodies are objectively more attractive, how Mike first learned about autoerotic asphyxiation and other important personal topics.

Ally wanted to know how long a blowjob should take, which is what led Mike to enlighten her broadly on the best oral strategies. A questioner wanted to what's going on with a boyfriend who jerks off at lightning speed, and if it's even possible to pleasure him. Another was curious about whether women experience physical discomfort if they are aroused but don't orgasm.

And, we discuss a man and a woman, each of whom wants anal but who has a partner that isn't all that keen on it. It's too bad we can't hook them up with one another.

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/122/fast-jerking

https://ymmv.me/122/blue-walls

https://ymmv.me/122/anal-1

https://ymmv.me/122/anal-2

In other news, someone messaged us claiming that I'm misogynistic on the podcast. So, I took our recent transcripts and gave them to ChatGPT to ask it what it thinks. Here was its response:

In analyzing this transcript, no explicit misogyny is identifiable. Misogyny involves a dislike, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women. It's usually characterized by derogatory comments about women, the use of stereotypes, or a denial of women's abilities or rights simply because they are women.

From this transcript, it seems that Keith, Mike and Ally are discussing somewhat intimate topics related to sex and sexual products. Their conversation is candid, open, and at times, humorous. They each share personal anecdotes and experiences without derogatory comments or offensive implications about gender.

However, this doesn't mean that some people wouldn't find the conversation uncomfortable or inappropriate, particularly depending on the context in which it was held. If this conversation took place in an inappropriate setting or if Ally felt uncomfortable but wasn't able to express that, some might argue that it's disrespectful or inappropriate behavior. That said, this kind of behavior doesn't strictly fit the definition of misogyny unless it specifically involves prejudice or contempt directed toward women.

This conversation is quite mature, explicit, and may not be comfortable for everyone. The individuals involved, however, seem comfortable discussing such topics with each other. They demonstrate clear respect for each other's perspectives and experiences, with no judgment or shaming evident. These characteristics suggest they are open-minded and comfortable with their own and others' sexuality.

I couldn't agree more, and from the sound of it, ChatGPT may well become a listener.

Episode Transcript

Transcript automatically generated by a robot. Apologies for any inaccuracies.

  • [00:00] Mike: Hello and welcome to your mileage may vary the show where we talk about sex and relationships in ways that are honest, but usually what does Keith say usually in good faith. That's it. Yeah Keith again is not here this week he is in.
  • [00:10] Ally: Ah, in good faith. Yeah.
  • [00:16] Ally: Hey how are you.
  • [00:16] Mike: And I'm here with Allie say hi Allie I'm great and hopefully our listeners are great. Um Allie is graciously agreed to join as a guest host like last week um Keith is in so you informed me before the show that the way to find out where Keith is is to look at his Instagram stories and he actually pinged you because he wanted to understand why I didn't look at his stories is that right.
  • [00:38] Ally: Yeah I think he feels bad that you don't care about his daily curated updates. He seems to be in the country of Georgia but he was just recently in Cabo Ver Day and guinea biso and Senegal. So.
  • [00:44] Mike: Um, and he.
  • [00:54] Mike: Um, what was that what was that first one you said Cabo Verday is that a is that a country or is it is it an island nation or I actually don't I'm not familiar with that place.
  • [00:57] Ally: Or yeah or like Cape verday. It's the islands off of the west coast of Africa like off. Ah it's a country I want to say there's like 5 islands in it or something 5 or 7 islands. Um, and I think it used to be a portuguese. Ah.
  • [01:14] Mike: Um, okay, okay, and he's now in Georgia which is not the state but the country and I did so and he thought that I didn't know how to look at his stories right.
  • [01:16] Ally: Colony. And yeah, yeah.
  • [01:26] Ally: Yes, he suspected the reason why you weren't because of course you you know as his best friend would be following his story so he thought the reason you weren't was because either you had forgotten how to log into Instagram or you had forgotten or didn't know how to find and view. Someone's stories. And so I offered to show you if that were the case but it sounds like that's not the case.
  • [01:43] Mike: Right? So I think Keith's best friend is this guy who lives in Oregon or something so you know, um, and then there's and then there's this other who was the other guy's name. It doesn't matter. Ah, every man's best.
  • [01:49] Ally: Oh yeah, okay all right, You're his second ass right? The guy he with the other podcast with maybe.
  • [02:00] Mike: Maybe everybody every man's best friend is his penis of course his best friend is whoever he's dating at the moment. Ah, but ah, let's see so okay, so importantly I do know how to access his stories and so much so that when I typed in instagram.com my browser immediately suggested Keith's stories. So I have been there before but I don't make a habit of viewing his stories because I'm not like kind of a travel ah connoisseur the way he is I do like travel but not in the way he does like I'm not. But anyway so he's got a story right now where he.
  • [02:18] Ally: Um, and.
  • [02:35] Mike: Running he likes to post videos where he's running like but he hasn't yeah he hasn't invested in ah a gopro which can run without ah it can D it can stabilize the video So when you're running. It's so it's a little unstable. Um.
  • [02:38] Ally: Yeah, yeah, because he runs eight miles a day or something. Um.
  • [02:53] Ally: Um, and.
  • [02:54] Mike: But he's running up on some sort of tower in this country of Georgia with a snowy mountain in the background and a bunch of crap probably written in cyrillic. Um, so do you follow his Instagram do you do you watch his stories often.
  • [03:03] Ally: Um, you know I I do yeah um, some of what he post is interesting like he he was near I think the border of Georgia and Russia and posted a. And of time lapse of all of the trucks waiting to enter Russia that was interesting like they I guess have a huge backlog at the and border crossing there. Um, he posts pictures of like dives. He went diving a lot in Cabo Verde and there were like sea turtles and a. Stingray of some kind that he petted and.
  • [03:36] Mike: How do you? How do you? ah make videos and photos of a scuba dive. Do you put your phone in a little plastic container or is there some kind of special camera. Do you have no idea.
  • [03:44] Ally: Well what I have or like what my boyfriend and I have is like a waterproof pouch that you can put your phone in and so you can do that as long as you have your phone like facing the right way and you said it to record before you put in the pouch. It'll just record the whole thing but Keith might have a more elaborate.
  • [03:53] Mike: Um, okay.
  • [04:00] Ally: Maybe he has like a waterproof camera because it seems like he has something on like a stick that he uses because some of the videos. It looks like he's holding something in front of him. Yeah yeah I think so yeah.
  • [04:10] Mike: Um, in when he's in the water so he so you're saying that Keith Scuba dives with a selfie stick. okay okay I never even consider I mean I know obviously everyone knows of the selfie stick if you go to any.
  • [04:21] Ally: And.
  • [04:24] Mike: Well-known monument worldwide. You will see many people with selfie sticks. But I'd never thought of an underwater selfie stick as a thing it makes sense though. Okay, um, okay so yes, Keith we do know where you are I don't know when Keith is coming back or if he might have established residency in Georgia the country not the state as far as I know.
  • [04:28] Ally: Yeah.
  • [04:42] Ally: The sad thing is that we can't encourage people here to follow his Instagram which he obviously wants you know more followers but that would sort of dox him. So.
  • [04:44] Mike: Um.
  • [04:50] Mike: I mean that's up to him if he wants to ah to get a bunch of new followers I mean as I've demonstrated with my subreddit curated amateur porn which has not been blacked out during the Reddit blackout which has crimp my masturbating style a little bit. Um that that sub as like a. almost eleven thousand followers so it is a you can definitely get some followers from mentioning things on this podcast by the way has has the Reddit blackout lowered your masturbation intensity or access.
  • [05:16] Ally: Amen.
  • [05:24] Ally: No, um I don't use any subreddits for that. It has decreased my ability to view some of the local subreddits like you know, events going on around me type things that I usually look at um.
  • [05:28] Mike: Um, now.
  • [05:35] Mike: Um, you don't ever even like gone wild audio. Okay, what about like what? what? what is this? Okay, what if there was a subreddit just imagining if there was a subreddit for masturbating what would it be called for you.
  • [05:39] Ally: No.
  • [05:52] Mike: Would you use.
  • [05:53] Ally: Um, so I think there was one for a while that was like gone wild stories. Um I mean like reading. But yeah, but I feel like that went away a while ago hoish. Yeah.
  • [05:59] Mike: Okay, so Literotica oh right? You were the one who said like you you you were into like mormon no not mormon um, um, amish men who threw away their religion to come have sex with you or something something like that.
  • [06:09] Ally: Um.
  • [06:15] Ally: No I Like to imagine that I am an amish man who is like the only person in like the village who's allowed to have sex or something. Um, but yeah I like a a narrative and I like sort of details. You know I don't want to just have it be sort of the commonplace like oh I ran into.
  • [06:20] Mike: Nice him.
  • [06:30] Ally: My sexy friend and she suggested that we have sex in the bathroom of the bar or something like I want it to be like a weird story. So a story I would not have told before um, a detailed you know realistic story.
  • [06:40] Mike: Yeah, no, that makes sense that that that I think that's somewhat common for women to want there to be and and is it is it the but your is it is it the um seduction aspect. It's compelling is 1 person seducing the other or is it just like you want there to be a narrative plotline that is sort of exciting and where you can understand like the emotional draw of 1 person to the other more that.
  • [07:08] Ally: Yeah I want there to be a narrative like I want to understand why they're having sex and also you know what sorts of Misgivings or difficulties they had to overcome in order to have sex is why? ah.
  • [07:17] Mike: Um, I think the one thing I don't want to know when I'm viewing content to masturbate is why they're having sex I Always I know why I know why they're having sex. It's always because someone's paying somebody and honestly like there's that's not always true though right? I mean like um, you know you don't.
  • [07:29] Ally: Um, yeah, um.
  • [07:35] Mike: Perceive there being a value have you ever had sex in such a but in a situation where you felt like there was not obviously being well maybe but forgetting about like actual prostitution. That's not my question. It's more like do you ever like think about like a value transfer like you mentioned to me the last episode that like you are evaluating your partner during the sex.
  • [07:46] Ally: Who.
  • [07:53] Mike: Like some often.
  • [07:55] Ally: Yeah, but more so like evaluating their personality and whether I enjoy them as a human being. Um, so yeah I've never gotten. Um.
  • [08:02] Mike: You're never like oh my God This this guy's got a boat. He's got a boat now.
  • [08:05] Ally: And no because I mean well I did one of the guys that I like you know tried to have sex with and it didn't work out lived on a boat so he had a boat but that wasn't I feel like we've talked about this in the podcast before like I just could not get wet and like.
  • [08:16] Mike: Um, how does a woman try to have sex and not have it work out. What.
  • [08:23] Ally: It was just like too difficult to um, no, no like we were both. You know we were both rationally willing just like physically not yeah um so yeah I don't I don't think there's ever been really a value exchange when I was in college my dorm had.
  • [08:23] Mike: Um, oh that that that that it wasn't that he was unwilling.
  • [08:30] Mike: Yeah, just wasn't I know I do remember talking about that now. Okay.
  • [08:41] Ally: As a fundraiser for another dorm party. What they called a meat market where they would you know auction off people of either sex to do some kind of erotic service and so 1 time my friend and I auctioned off like naked reading hour where we would read to you naked for an hour and I don't think that we ever.
  • [08:58] Mike: Um, who's naked.
  • [08:59] Ally: Followed through on that or I don't think the guy who bought it ever like asked for for the surface. But that's not really what I for um, it was one of the bulgarians in the door who bought its I don't know maybe it it wasn't somebody I knew or anything which I thought would be more likely. Um I.
  • [09:04] Mike: Would you have provided it.
  • [09:16] Mike: I mean I could see that being compelling I guess I would have the woman read something very erotic and I would beat off while she's doing I mean she wouldn't like that now I mean this is probably already culturally impossible I mean you were in college. Not that long ago but like that could that happen nowadays you think.
  • [09:19] Ally: Only way.
  • [09:33] Ally: I think it could I mean I would say you know we were a small dorm and I don't know how much other dorms knew you know that we were doing this but it was all consentual. Oh I want to say like a hundred dollars or something. Um.
  • [09:39] Mike: Um, okay yeah, how much money did he pay ballpark wow hundred dollars enough for like ah a quickie from a somewhat reputable prostitute.
  • [09:54] Ally: Is it I don't okay that seems low and.
  • [09:55] Mike: According to having the having fun hobbying sub. Yeah I mean no I mean according to that sub if you just want to blow like on the the blade the street in Oakland which I actually don't know which street it is I think it's international but I'm not sure. No no, it's wow, not touching that. No I think it's it's a street called.
  • [10:04] Ally: Um, is it Eml cable and oh yeah, okay yeah, that makes sense.
  • [10:14] Mike: it it is it's a streak called international I believe but I'm not positive not positive on that. Ah and I think you can get all the way down under fifty bucks according to Uncle Tony
  • [10:23] Ally: Um, well yeah I mean does quality follow price there though like um.
  • [10:27] Mike: Uncle Tony has posted some videos although they've they've stopped they moved actually to they have a Discord server now and I went on there of course as I do and because they used to just post somewhat commonly videos I think often the women know they're being videotaped and maybe charged slightly more for the. Anyway, they I think Reddit maybe was shutting those down or something so they moved it to this Discord and like I downloaded a couple of them and I it wasn't that they would seemed it wasn't like child porn or anything obviously illegal it just it was to Korea I deleted them I was like I don't I can't be going on a discord and downloading like stuff right? because at least on like pornhub you know like they.
  • [10:51] Ally: Um.
  • [10:59] Ally: And. Someone has yeah right? because you use your work laptop and so they might have some? Yeah yeah, do you notice? Do you notice.
  • [11:06] Mike: They vetted? Yeah and I'm like I don't I don't need some like illegal crap on my computer. Oh absolutely I I use my lurrical laptop without ah without incognito. Um because I just like to yeah, go ahead.
  • [11:22] Ally: Difference in Porn produced in different countries that is similar to what I would think of is like the difference between like commercials from different Countries. You know if you've ever watched like a a Japanese or a South Korean commercial just kind of like the way that they're acting kind of like the attitude or the approach toward Irony or toward like. Selling something different. Do you feel like a difference there. Okay.
  • [11:42] Mike: Now there is a difference and I would describe it as follows you may have seen if you use any of the social media platforms. It's very common for people to post ah performances by the by foreign versions of America's got talent or. American idol. There are basically every country has one of these things like you know Ecuador has got talent or whatever. Ah, and they always have the same format. They generally have 1 judge that's supposed to be Simon Cowell Etc etc um and
  • [11:59] Ally: Um, and um, yeah, but.
  • [12:09] Ally: And.
  • [12:13] Mike: Yeah, it's just it's you you only get suspicious when somebody's like you're watching the the video and you're like wait this person doesn't isn't singing the english words quite right? and you realize oh this is like this is like Thailand's got talent not America um, anyway, the porn ah porn from other countries and I specifically a lot of porn is done in Croatia.
  • [12:23] Ally: Um, and.
  • [12:32] Mike: Particularly vr porn. Ah you get that sense that it's like a little bit that it's a little off, they're trying as hard as they can to sort of Ape The American Sensibilities ah to the point where they might even like while they're having sex speak in english but they don't pronounce the words right? or they like use them slightly wrong or like yeah they're little.
  • [12:32] Ally: Um.
  • [12:37] Ally: Um, oh okay, um.
  • [12:49] Ally: Do you think that's because that's the content that you find searching from America or do you really think that all porn is made with american audience in mind.
  • [12:49] Mike: Little tells like that.
  • [12:59] Mike: I think it's the latter I think I think America is where it um for paid porn. There's going to be more money and certainly for anything involving advertising and there's just not a huge ad market in like Kazakhstan or whatever Kazakhstan or ah.
  • [13:08] Ally: Um, I mean that's kind of depressing right? If you are like a bulgarian or something like you probably want porn that is made with you in mind. But instead you just have like porn that's made in the American style or something.
  • [13:22] Mike: Oftentimes ah folks fetishize American culture. So they so maybe it's actually not that bad and secondly many many of these countries have legalized some form of legalized prostitution. So porn might actually be less used there because if somebody's really.
  • [13:26] Ally: Um.
  • [13:35] Ally: Um, yeah, have you ever seen porn made in like Nigeria or something I thinking of like the kind of nollywood movies that they make that are.
  • [13:37] Mike: Wanting that they can just go get a rub and Tug as it were.
  • [13:47] Mike: Um I haven't so I haven't seen that but I did go searching on pornhub it's funny that you mentioned it like in within the last month for um, somebody yeah it was it was something. There was some conversation I think on the podcast about ah the search term ebony this was more than a month ago is a while back ebony turns out to be 1 of the top search terms in the United States
  • [13:48] Ally: Very different.
  • [13:55] Ally: Um.
  • [14:01] Ally: Um.
  • [14:06] Mike: Ah, for porn and there is an entire subset of pornhub porn that is produced in Africa ah, and so I encountered that stuff and um it didn't feel. It felt very coerced.
  • [14:13] Ally: Um.
  • [14:23] Ally: Um, okay.
  • [14:24] Mike: It was. It was definitely different but not in like a ohhaha. It's it's nollliwood. No it was different and like I was like Wow the woman is just lying there and ah seems like maybe there's a guy with like a machete over show like I was it was a little worrisome side and I also did not enjoy that Particularly that's not why.
  • [14:31] Ally: Yes, all. Ah.
  • [14:38] Ally: Um, yeah, okay it was like the iceis videos but for porn like a flag behind them and like yeah.
  • [14:43] Mike: It had a little aspect of that it wasn't it was confusing to me and I yeah I think actually that's I think I mentioned ah some number of episodes ago like having looked up female genital mutilation and asking and that was why actually that was what caused me to do that was seeing this porn and then thinking to myself hi I Wonder if like these women are victims of that.
  • [14:55] Ally: Um, yeah, yeah.
  • [15:03] Mike: Like what's going on here and so that was led me down that Rat Hole Rabbit hole.
  • [15:04] Ally: Um, um, yeah I think if you look in the medical literature. You'd be able to find you know reports that show what you're looking for in terms of what has been cut off.
  • [15:17] Mike: Yeah I've I have some feelers out on that. Maybe we'll get more information I this somebody a friend of the show I think mentioned that they had some data on that that we could get yeah exactly what's what's there and what's not so I mentioned ah I wanted to so I mentioned like. Two months ago that I've become a reviewer of sex toys. Do you remember this and ah so I can show I thought I'd show you as a prop here. 1 of the tech sex toys. They sent me I don't know if you have one like this. It's in it comes in a nice bag a white bag like this I'm not going to I'm not going to. Ah.
  • [15:36] Ally: Oh yeah, yeah.
  • [15:49] Ally: Um, this is great. This is an audio only like unboxing video of wow ok, it's like a translucent purple. Um and it has sort of ah a ball on one end and then a maybe three inch long curved part and then.
  • [15:54] Mike: Yeah, so here it is do you want to describe it for our listeners.
  • [16:08] Ally: Sort of like 4 ah knobby kind of things squished together and then a maybe like grape shaped tip. Um.
  • [16:18] Mike: Wow, That's very a very detailed explanation. What? Ah so yeah, that's right and it's made of glass. It's kind of cool to the touch. Ah it does this seem like something you would want to use. Um.
  • [16:21] Ally: Okay, okay, no I so I'm assuming a dildo First of all, okay.
  • [16:32] Mike: I think so I think it yeah and it's got 2 ends so it's it's unclear and and I learn actually it's not long enough. It's probably overall like seven inches long and it's about an inch and a half thick I I have to say that I had to look I looked up other people's reviews of it and only then did I learn that the end.
  • [16:35] Ally: Okay, but is it supposed to be like a double ended dildo that 2 people use it doesn't look long enough for that.
  • [16:51] Mike: Doesn't have the ribbing is not just a handle but it could be inserted as well. That didn't even occur to me. It seemed obvious to me that the ribbed end with the grape sort of head would be what you would insert. Um, and ah yes, and it's it's fine I mean it's not. It's.
  • [16:56] Ally: Um, okay, yeah, yeah.
  • [17:00] Ally: Yeah, have you used it great. It's fine which end did you use? Okay, okay I mean that seems like it would hurt more if you're concerned about.
  • [17:10] Mike: But the the end that I thought you would use you know? Yeah um I didn't use it on myself is that what you thought you? no no I used to with a partner. Um.
  • [17:19] Ally: Oh okay, okay yeah I thought you put it up your ass. Okay I.
  • [17:29] Ally: Um, I mean you could It seems like.
  • [17:29] Mike: Used to know my ass. It's good. That's true would hurt I like the I like the notion that anything should hurt but this would hurt more? Um, okay, so so what I learned from doing this review thing is that ah I thought oh this is no big deal. They first of all, they wanted.
  • [17:38] Ally: Um.
  • [17:44] Ally: Um, okay, yeah, okay, um.
  • [17:47] Mike: Photos of me holding it which is a problem because the podcast is anonymous so I had to use a face swap website to face swap somebody else onto me holding it so I did that and then the amount of content they want this was sent to me for free I mean but look I I have like a day job folks. And this podcast this highly profitables ad free podcast. Um the amount of time I don't between fifty and a hundred bucks
  • [18:05] Ally: Yeah, how much does it retail for Okay, so that's a approximate then how much value they want of your writing.
  • [18:19] Mike: Ah, well what they got because okay the amount of okay the amount of writing they wanted was something like 5 pages I mean yeah, it's not and and the thing it's like hey what's you know describe like well I could show it to you again, but like describe the design describe this like there's all these.
  • [18:27] Ally: Oh my? Ah um.
  • [18:35] Mike: Things they want to know and it's like look we want me to tell you like like your description was pretty succinct and to the point like there's nothing to say beyond that. So what they did what what they got instead is ah a bunch of content produced by chat gbt that I lightly edited um and then I so I submitted that and now they've come back with like.
  • [18:40] Ally: Yeah.
  • [18:46] Ally: Oh good. Yeah oh.
  • [18:55] Mike: Like oh this isn't good enough so it's like all right? So so what I really want is just like another round of sex toys from them. So I think I'm so I'm thinking I might have to like hire an intern to write these things for me or deal with these people.
  • [18:57] Ally: Um, people find you head? Yeah Why do they want 5 pages of description I would imagine if you're buying a sex toy on a website like you can see it. And you kind of already know what you might want.
  • [19:17] Mike: Yeah I think it's because they're trying to set up like a content forum to trigger as many keywords from Google as possible so they just want lots of jive on there and that's why I figured they probably don't actually care if it's generated by Gpt as long as like it has enough keyword variety and so forth in it. Um.
  • [19:23] Ally: Then.
  • [19:33] Ally: Um, yeah, yeah, you okay yeah, did you use it with the dildo. Okay, yeah.
  • [19:35] Mike: The the other but actually got 2 products. The other one was a a lube which there's even less to say about it's just like it's just like a fluid I did not use the the lube. No I just just I pretended to have used it but I'm not It's an oil based lube which you could use with a glass still though. But it's just ah. Let's see I learned that you shouldn't use it with condoms. This is just through like research and asking chat gp and like any a plastic dildo. You wouldn't have you ever used an oil based loop have you ever used any kind of loop.
  • [19:54] Ally: Um, okay, this yeah.
  • [20:04] Ally: No I don't think so yeah, but um I feel like just the basic like KY who was the right? um rational. Oh no. So I guess I've like I've had.
  • [20:12] Mike: Um, what was your rationale was it a medical procedure or.
  • [20:21] Ally: An ultrasound where they used some kind of I mean.
  • [20:21] Mike: No, no, no. But I mean come on I mean like in like did you in a sexual environment like like was it the guy on the boat where you couldn't get lubricated. Did you guys use? yeah.
  • [20:31] Ally: Oh see that didn't even occur to me like I believe that was how I guess uninterested in that I was um, yeah no I have used Lu but I forget why? Um, maybe it was because we were using a condom. Also that seems.
  • [20:35] Mike: Wow.
  • [20:45] Mike: Okay, and this would not be an appropriate loop for that. So this would only I don't want to like I'm not mentioning the name of the product but this product would only be usable. It's a coconut oil loop. It would be only usable if it's skin on skin I guess or like a glass still dough I don't really know where the woman is not adequately lubricated.
  • [20:48] Ally: More plausible.
  • [20:54] Ally: Um I.
  • [21:01] Ally: Yeah, yeah, um.
  • [21:05] Mike: Like okay, so like if if I approach you with this thing. You're slightly afraid and I insist that we have sex. Maybe we're in Africa and we're gonna film up born then that lo if I wrote a review like that they would definitely refuse to post it. So um.
  • [21:15] Ally: Um, yeah, Oh okay, do you feel like the ribbing helps or did your. Did your trial partner in using this dildo appreciate the ribbing. Okay, that's been my experience too is that I usually don't feel enough of a difference with the ribbing or if I can feel it. It's not Realistic. Um.
  • [21:25] Mike: Not really no, who's new.
  • [21:36] Mike: Um, so what are what are your experiences with Ribbed dilldos.
  • [21:42] Ally: I guess like just that I would prefer something that feels more realistic. Oh I think like some kind of rubberish philosophy I won it at a bar trivia. Um night whatever at ah.
  • [21:48] Mike: No no ah what? what? what were they plastic glass metal extensive. Okay.
  • [22:01] Ally: Like at a bar in San Francisco and it was so probably like very cheap um and like pink rubber in some way. Um the batteries stopped working.
  • [22:03] Mike: Um, okay, did you throw it away later or do you still have it.
  • [22:14] Ally: Almost immediately maybe be like the second time I tried turning it on the batteryter stopped working and I replaced the batteries and it still didn't work. So I either broke the deal it broke because it was probably like five dollars I think I still have it? Um, but yeah it it was not pgurable.
  • [22:27] Mike: Yeah, okay yeah I mean like I think people the the glass is sort of interesting. Although there's like this risk that like if it if you somehow you want to make sure that it doesn't have us any splinters of glass coming off it like if you if I hit it against something then it becomes a dangerous weapon immediately.
  • [22:42] Ally: Um, um, yeah, yeah.
  • [22:46] Mike: And the ribbing. Yeah I mean the ribbing. Yeah I know I'm I'm not I think the ribbing is for effect or for show it doesn't appear to accomplish much just boy like what you described you You can't even really feel it I mean into the extent you.
  • [22:51] Ally: And.
  • [22:58] Ally: Yeah, no I mean you can feel it as it's coming in and out but you can't feel that it's ribbed when it's inside you like yeah, but that's not again, That's not really what I want No um.
  • [23:04] Mike: Oh right? But you can feel the ribs as it's going in and out and is that good now it doesn't do anything for you I could see it being annoying because like it's bump Bump Bump Bump bump like it's like actually you could see it hurting.
  • [23:21] Ally: Um, right? Yeah yeah, and they also kind of remind me of like the the handle of my toilet plunger for some reason has those like a little sort of like rib balls kind of at the top of it for like gripping I guess.
  • [23:27] Mike: Are.
  • [23:33] Ally: And so I think it would just remind me of that. Um.
  • [23:33] Mike: When I was a kid. There were 2 sexual stories that used to circulate on my junior high school bus one was of a person who died through autootic asphyxiation so there was this kid in my my school bus. We'll call him. Ah Jason.
  • [23:42] Ally: Ah.
  • [23:52] Mike: Not his name and Jason I think his mom was a very like helicopter mom and I think she told him these stories because she'd heard about them and wanted to make sure that Jason wouldn't kill himself beating off. So so he excitedly told us don't hang yourself while masturbating which of course.
  • [23:55] Ally: And.
  • [24:03] Ally: Wow.
  • [24:11] Mike: By the way like if you're like ah, an eighth grade boy and you're told don't do this like the first question is like well does that make it better like I didn't but I thought about it I was like no because I was like well I mean I'm not retarded and so I was like oh yeah, there's this issue that like if you if you pass out.
  • [24:17] Ally: Did you try then did you immediately go? okay.
  • [24:27] Ally: Um, ah.
  • [24:30] Ally: Ah, yeah, yeah.
  • [24:31] Mike: You you die like it's not a great. So so you you could imagine trying with a partner but by the time I started having partner in sex a lost interest in that and the second one was he claimed that there was a significant um incidents of injuries to adolescent men Biggie boys from.
  • [24:39] Ally: Um.
  • [24:46] Ally: Anyway.
  • [24:50] Mike: Ah, masturbating in the bathroom while putting their plunger up their ass and the reason they would get injured was they would slip and and they would Impale themselves on the plunger. Can you imagine finding your kid in that state in the bathroom.
  • [24:53] Ally: Hello.
  • [24:58] Ally: Oh gosh. Okay, no, that would be terrible I'm also sad that Jason's mom thought that he was dumb enough to do this to the extent that she needed to warn him. But.
  • [25:11] Mike: I mean if you're going to use the plunger like at least yeah I mean just something with a shorter handle I mean you don't I guess yeah plungers typically have like what a two foot long handle. So that is dangerous I mean if you consider that. Um, but yeah so I mean so the point is like it could be the ribbing on that.
  • [25:23] Ally: Um, yeah.
  • [25:31] Mike: Plunger that you have or that you're describing is for pleasure right.
  • [25:31] Ally: Um, could be dangerous. Yeah I feel like those stories have been around for a while there was an x-files episode where a purported psychic tells mlder that he's going to die from autootic asphxiation. So I at least knew what that was around the time I was watching the x fileles at like 11 or something. Um.
  • [25:46] Mike: Did you consider doing it.
  • [25:49] Ally: No I mean first of all, it's never pitched to women right? It's like all the stories of.
  • [25:52] Mike: Why Why do you think that is why do why? Do you think that I mean do you think a woman wouldn't get anything out actually isn't like if I had to guess I would guess that I would guess that of the like of the sex acts where someone is choked while having an orgasm ninety five plus percent of the time. It's a woman.
  • [26:07] Ally: Um, yeah, oh no I think a woman would get something out of it. But I think like well first of all the idea that you have to hang yourself practically to do. It seems wrong to me because you could just hold your breath while masturbating right? or you could just like.
  • [26:11] Mike: Okay.
  • [26:23] Mike: Well, but isn't hanging Also reduces I mean I think the primary way hanging kills you is it reduces blood flow to the brain. It's not okay. Yeah, admittedly the word asphyxiation is in the title but ah but I would think that hanging would also decrease blood flow to the brain. It seems like you want more blood flow in your brain.
  • [26:25] Ally: Hold a pillow over your.
  • [26:36] Ally: Um, even.
  • [26:42] Mike: To amp up that orgasm though, right.
  • [26:44] Ally: Yeah I mean I guess there is something a little bit pleasurable maybe about being like lightheaded while coming but I guess I think that like the way that a woman masturbates like if I imagine trying to masturate while I'm also like hanging That's just like completely not the wave.
  • [27:00] Mike: Why not because because you have to be standing or or I guess I mean I so you could be seated I said now you probably have to be standing.
  • [27:02] Ally: And um, not just I mean as you know like I prefer to be lying down on my back but like I mean I guess like I'm not going to stand up and figure this out but I feel like my.
  • [27:14] Mike: Um.
  • [27:21] Ally: Arms think might not even quite be long enough while I'm completely standing up to like reach everything you what I'm going to think you to be kind of like hunched over a little bit now. Ah.
  • [27:27] Mike: Um, have you never masturbate it. You've never masturbated standing up have you all have you ever masturbated in a position other than lying on your back her.
  • [27:39] Ally: I've tried but it has not like I've I think I've tried like you know lying on my stomach or something and not enjoyed it and there's like why you know, but but I think hanging like actually being hunger. Whatever I feel like would even lengthen your um.
  • [27:44] Mike: Interesting.
  • [27:54] Ally: Torso or like lengthen your spine a tiny bit such that it might make it even more difficult to like reach yourself as a woman whereas I feel like with a man you don't have that.
  • [28:02] Mike: Okay, just to be clear I don't ah autotic sixtyation I Don't think you're actually hanging yourself I think you're like ah partially hanging yourself right? You're not because if you actually hanged yourself you would die. Okay.
  • [28:12] Ally: Um, yeah.
  • [28:17] Mike: So you you would be like forming some kind of noose or like just something that you lean against or something like that or or or let's oh here's here's a here's a good picture. Yeah, like you you ah you stand with your neck in something and then you kind of like buckckle your knees a little bit.
  • [28:20] Ally: Um, oh okay, okay got it's the reason for women. Not it's like um.
  • [28:33] Mike: But in principle you could then stand back up the problem being of course if you go unconscious then you're not going to be able to stand back up and I think this ah this kills people but none of these sound compelling to you.
  • [28:37] Ally: Yeah, yeah, yeah, um, no I mean I I've never tried to kill myself in any way and I don't I don't want to do something. That's what.
  • [28:51] Mike: Well, it's in the service of pleasure if if a guy wanted you to try this. You would say no like with with him. He's like look look baby I'll I'll ah I'll protect you I'll I'll make sure you don't die.
  • [28:59] Ally: And now I would prefer that he just joke me rather than that I do it myself? Um, no like I like that would hurt more like a hand is still sort of like softer pressure than ah and a rope.
  • [29:04] Mike: Okay, but what if he wanted to use a rope to choke you so it was basically the same as that or a if you want him to use his hand. Yeah here. Yeah right? He could take a.
  • [29:19] Ally: Um, but the other one I haven't heard the story of somebody getting impaled on something although I could see how that would happen but it reminded me of this like Chuck Polania short story where some kid is masturbating like sitting on like a pool filter in his pool and then like it's stuck.
  • [29:21] Mike: Yeah, go ahead.
  • [29:36] Mike: Ah, yes, his intestines get pulled out. Yeah.
  • [29:38] Ally: Yeah, yeah, so thought that was where you're going with it that like the plunger somehow like adhered itself to his anus and like pulled. Yeah yeah.
  • [29:45] Mike: Oh this is just pure impalement. Ah a very quick judas cradle if you know what that is um, it's a it's a medieval torture device. Let's move. Let's move on to your question about blowjobs.
  • [29:51] Ally: Nothing. Ah yes yeah.
  • [29:58] Mike: You had a question about how long a blowjob takes and you thought it would be better to ask me than Keith because of Keith's a version to blow.
  • [30:04] Ally: Yeah, because Keith eyes him wants it to be like as short as possible. So the woman you know is objectified for as little of a duration as possible. Um, yeah, it's wondering. Oh.
  • [30:10] Mike: I Assume that's not that it's because it's because he wants to gift his semen. He wants his sperm to get closer to the egg he he he doesn't want his sperm to go into the the stomach fine.
  • [30:19] Ally: Okay, that's not I feel like his objection on this podcast has been more about um, female objectification. But maybe Mindy um, my question was oh.
  • [30:30] Mike: He actually told me he told me in confidence is because getting a blowjob is intra in in between quotes too gay for him.
  • [30:37] Ally: I see well he told me via his Instagram stories which was really in confidence to me that it is in fact, about respect for women. Um my question was when you're getting a blowjob when you're receiving a blowjob. Do you want it to be a certain duration like are you interested in a variety of.
  • [30:42] Mike: All right? all right.
  • [30:55] Ally: Sensations and tempos and techniques or is it the same to you and be better if it's just fast and you know maximum pleasure for like a short amount of time and like over quickly.
  • [31:04] Mike: So you're trying to improve your you're trying to better your your game here that your what's what's your goal. So.
  • [31:11] Ally: Well I mean both options are available to me and I guess I'm curious to do these communicate different things to you like do you feel like the variation is you know flourishes that benefit the woman more or. It.
  • [31:29] Mike: So I hear I will tell you the main cognitive dissonance the main. Ah I'm looking for like conflict internal conflict that a man experienced with a blowjob and it's it's actually relates to Keith's true objection of not objective. Well it relates to that.
  • [31:34] Ally: Um.
  • [31:46] Ally: Um.
  • [31:47] Mike: Objectifying the woman. It's that as a guy you aren't sure if it can often seem like the woman or be that the woman is trying to get you to orgasm as quickly as possible and the way that I've always interpreted that is.
  • [31:59] Ally: And okay.
  • [32:05] Mike: That and and you could correct me if you I'm this is probably a person by person interpretation. But I've always thought that for women. Ah let's I mean if you're receiving oral sex from a partner. You're not going to orgasm a hundred percent of the time right.
  • [32:23] Mike: And what what percentage of the time like like like let's say let's say that a representative sample of times he started giving you oral sex like what percentage of those times. Do you think you would orgasm from the oral sex if he tried to finish. Oh you don't like oral sex right? okay.
  • [32:30] Ally: I mean yeah, me personally as you know I have like female version of Keith's things for me would be like less than 5% but like we can talk about like fingering or something you know I would say maybe like 70% of the time. it's it's effective you know 70% of the time. It's.
  • [32:40] Mike: Chart.
  • [32:46] Mike: Oh climb. Okay, Okay, so that's yeah, that's sort of yeah I forgot about that. But like yeah,, let's say it's fingering. So So there's this thing I've um, what I've always imagined is that the woman is thinking. Okay. Like what would I want in this situation. What I would want is to drive toward orgasm because like or you know yeah sort of try to heighten the pleasure and move it toward orgasm because in my mind at least I'm thinking. Well the woman What I'm imagining is the woman is thinking Well I don't want to put him in that 30% category of it. It him not getting there.
  • [33:06] Ally: With.
  • [33:17] Ally: Didn't.
  • [33:20] Mike: And so then there's sort of this then there's a separate thing which is that you know it's not. There's there's a number of minutes after which giving an giving an or oral sex to a man actually gets annoying right? Like how many how many? Maybe it's annoying from the start right? But let's say like after 20 minutes
  • [33:33] Ally: Yeah.
  • [33:37] Mike: Say are you annoyed.
  • [33:40] Ally: Um, not if he's still hard I guess he would be annoying if he like is not you know if he loses and but yeah, sure, Um, yeah, or right or like you know you could get tired of being in a particular position or like.
  • [33:45] Mike: Okay, but I mean I just mean like the actual physical motions you're having to do it gets sort of irritating. Um.
  • [33:57] Ally: Ah, having to like move your hair out of the way. Yeah, it could 20 minutes sounds sure.
  • [33:59] Mike: Right? And there's some point at which you would actually just be like hey I have other things to do with my time right? Maybe that's 20 minutes also or is that longer I don't know. Okay, so there's some point there but that's 45 minutes actually quite a long time. Um I think that generally um.
  • [34:06] Ally: Um, right? Yeah yeah, maybe that's like 45 minutes or something. Yeah, um.
  • [34:17] Mike: So so the um and when you talk about timing I think generally the the challenge that a guy has is that like there's not good communication about like what the period of time that is desired to have things go on for and so as a woman I think the thing that you could.
  • [34:32] Ally: Um, you know.
  • [34:34] Mike: To actually to amp up the situation maximally would be to signal probably just by saying it the like you want to blow him for like 30 minutes so that way like he doesn't feel. He's like okay so like we can try out different things and like you're cool with not driving to the finish line early in the experience I'm assuming like a guy who.
  • [34:43] Ally: Um.
  • [34:54] Mike: Is normally sexually functional like it's not. He's the and I say that because you mentioned like the guy losing his erection which of course then that ah that would be a separate type of challenge there. Um.
  • [34:59] Ally: Um.
  • [35:04] Ally: Yeah, but you feel that same amount of I guess pleasure from coming at the end of like a 3 minute blowja versus coming at the end of a 20 minute blow
  • [35:15] Mike: No I think you would get more pleasure from the 20 minute 1 however in many cases maybe most cases the 20 minute one is going to be ah going to feel like a long period of her trying to make you come. And you not coming as opposed to just sort of like oh this is pretty relaxed like we're just sort of like I'm edging you or something like that like like oh this is just like this you know I'm I'm enjoying what's going on here and I think in many many cases like it's not.
  • [35:34] Ally: Um, and home.
  • [35:43] Ally: Um, yeah.
  • [35:47] Mike: Experience isn't exactly like that not because the woman isn't enjoying it actually although I know that's what Keith thinks I think it's more just like bad communication like the the.
  • [35:52] Ally: Okay.
  • [35:57] Mike: Yeah, she's she's thinking oh everybody wants an orgasm as quickly as possible and he's actually not and see this is the thing is that a guy doesn't have that 70% thing the guy knows he's going to orgasm and so for the guy actually extending the length of the sex act is kind of cool.
  • [36:04] Ally: Me.
  • [36:13] Mike: Sorry I'm assuming again, the guy doesn't has like regular sexual function. Um, which is interesting to me because like so if as a woman if you want to have a longer period of intimacy like that should be available generally with guys because guys don't aren't worried about like oh am I an orgasm whereas I think that's like a very could be a very real concern for a woman.
  • [36:13] Ally: Um, yeah, yeah.
  • [36:24] Ally: Um, okay.
  • [36:31] Ally: Yeah.
  • [36:33] Mike: Like oh although I know I realize that women ah generally like that doesn't actually bother you right? It's like oh I'm not going to climax this time That's fine. Although maybe sometimes that bothers you I don't know.
  • [36:39] Ally: Yeah, yeah, if it I mean yeah I mean I think if it's like 50% of the time I come like that's fine. Ah I guess my mental model of you know the blow job experience I guess which. Might be more of like a female model is that there and a rain a number of different sort of dials that correspond to different you know things you could be doing like licking the shaft or like sucking versus like you know, whatever and that like if any you know you could use any 1 of those dials and like. Only move that one up and if that gets to 10 then they'll come but like there are you know 10 different dials or something and if you like alternate between them. You can kind of like raise the level of all of them so that none quite gets to 10 but they're all relatively high and then like when you finally get 1 to 10 that's like a more pleasurable experience does that make sense.
  • [37:27] Mike: Do you think that that you have an equivalent set of dials on your body.
  • [37:32] Ally: Um, ah yeah, but I think that it's us. It's a smaller number of ah techniques right? No no yeah um, no I mean I think like.
  • [37:40] Mike: You're not one of those women that says every every part of your body is anrogenous zone. How many errogenous zones do you have to 1
  • [37:51] Ally: There's There's a couple different things you could do like ah clitorally or like you know around the vagina and then maybe there's like stroking nipples like but other than that that's probably it. Yeah, that's not an neuroogenous zone. Yeah.
  • [38:03] Mike: You're leaving out your anus I noticed for you or maybe for anyone. Okay, so so but I think so I mean the thing I think that generally the way you're approaching. It isn't right like the ah the notion of um, ah.
  • [38:13] Ally: Okay.
  • [38:20] Mike: Mechanistically oh this will amp it up this lampmp it down. The main thing that ammps it up is if he thinks you're enjoying it. This is the thing that and woman women are appear incapable of persuading Keith about it look some women don't like it so then.
  • [38:27] Ally: Um, ah and.
  • [38:33] Mike: You know, maybe he's had a set of experiences with women who just genuinely didn't like it or maybe revealed that later in kind of a crappy way in a relationship like by the way I hate blowing you in an argument. Um, but like the so the So the point is it could be but so the so the point is that like no I mean there isn't there.
  • [38:36] Ally: And.
  • [38:43] Ally: Um, can't wait to hear from one about this man News is the case. Yeah.
  • [38:51] Mike: I Mean sure there's some men that like nipple stimulation. There's some men that like their balls or whatever. There's There's a little bit of additional stuff. You can do. But the main thing is this thing of like yeah like I'm having fun So like ah men fucking. Love it If you're giving if you're giving them a blow and you're masturbating at the same time men really like that because then you're like.
  • [38:59] Ally: Yeah, okay. Oh okay, oh.
  • [39:10] Mike: It appears that like this is becoming part of your sexual play as opposed to ah just like sort of a chore there I mean having the woman like you know, do it just for. You could be cool too. But again like normal men I think enjoy the woman being into it.
  • [39:15] Ally: Yeah, yeah, know.
  • [39:29] Ally: Um, yeah.
  • [39:29] Mike: So like yeah I mean what are ways that you could yeah masturbating like ah saying things like eye contact like yeah and changing what you're doing sure because it's like that implies that like you're thinking about what's happening. You're not just going through some like preprogrammed series of motions like a robot would.
  • [39:39] Ally: Um, I mean.
  • [39:43] Ally: Yeah, yeah, are the balls and rogerous zone like do you enjoy having your balls touched like regardless of whatever else is going on.
  • [39:47] Mike: So try to be yeah, go ahead.
  • [39:55] Mike: Um, it's for me, it's not great. It's not. It's sort of medium. It's it's fine. Um, it let's see I know i' I'm under I'm aware that there are men for whom it's like really awesome. So I'm not so that appears to be different.
  • [40:00] Ally: Um, okay.
  • [40:10] Ally: Um.
  • [40:12] Mike: Um, but yeah, it's it's ah well I think that the um, the homologous structure to the the scrotum is the labia. So if somebody strokes your labia does that get you off.
  • [40:27] Ally: Um, no.
  • [40:29] Mike: What does it? do you're It's just sort of like it's nice. It's like okay you're down there. You're like interacting with my genitals but it's not like the right. It's sort of.
  • [40:33] Ally: Yeah, yeah I wouldn't even it it probably wouldn't even feel sexual necessarily. It's like them stroking your like inner thigh or something. It's like oh that's how like yeah yeah, okay.
  • [40:42] Mike: Yeah, but it might make you feel intimate or like yeah it So I would I would describe it like that. Um, but yeah, no I think it's yeah I think it's mostly like the like yeah what is the thing you do to try to do you do anything to try to show that you're into it.
  • [41:00] Mike: You make guttural noises like oh.
  • [41:00] Ally: Yeah I have certainly um, yeah, like moaning or like I have given blow jobs while masturbating and it's good to know that that is you know something that guys would enjoy because like I enjoy that Obviously um, and.
  • [41:14] Mike: Oh sure like if you're masturbating, you're like hey I want your penis in my mouth like that indicates to the guy that like you enjoy that if you do I mean if you don't That's fine too. Um, yeah I'm not sure I'm not sure what other ways a woman can indicate I mean.
  • [41:18] Ally: Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay I do yeah yeah, well do yeah.
  • [41:29] Mike: Women are pretty verbal so it's like you could just say things. It doesn't have to be dirty talk it could just be honest, like ah like I like licking this part or whatever I like how you react this is really fun's ah or like yeah like there're they're guys that'll talk about women or women who will grandstand on Reddit like.
  • [41:32] Ally: Um.
  • [41:36] Ally: Yeah.
  • [41:48] Mike: Blowing or you know playing with a guy's cock while they're watching a movie or whatever. So it's like not it's moderately sexual, but it's not like again that there's no urgency toward orgasm like all these things sort of a guy would be into unless unless.
  • [41:52] Ally: Um.
  • [41:59] Ally: Um, yeah, there are guys who want to be treated as though they're like you know the secondary attraction to the movie or something.
  • [42:09] Mike: Right? Ah, yeah, but it's what's just it's just like it's it's generally like the woman showing interest in your body because men's bodies are less attractive than women's so men have like low self-esteem to except for Keith on that regard. What's true.
  • [42:22] Ally: Um, that's that's framed by what you find attractive like.
  • [42:26] Mike: It is not. It is not. It's it's like I mean which is more attractive the male or the female peacock. Yeah, it's the male. It's the one. It's the one with like the big flat feathers and stuff like the female human is the one with the big feathers and everything it just is.
  • [42:31] Ally: The mail peak.
  • [42:44] Mike: Um, I think that like an alien coming from another planet would be able to discern that the female is the more attractive is the is the male peacock of the human species is not so.
  • [42:50] Ally: Yeah, but like to the male peacock isn't the female peacock more attractive.
  • [42:59] Mike: I Don't think ah well I don't know that's a question for you like how do yeah, how do you? How does it operate in your brain you know? Okay, let's say you know that women are are more interesting and physically attractive than like if you if they're more visually interesting or something than male.
  • [43:11] Ally: Yeah I think the way it translates is that I find us I find a narrower range of women's appearances attractive than I do men's like I feel like I can find things about male appearance attractive that.
  • [43:14] Mike: How does that work. There's.
  • [43:25] Mike: Um, okay.
  • [43:29] Ally: Wouldn't be considered like conventionally attractive and or wouldn't be like highlighted in you know a magazine or or even in porn or something whereas like when I think about attractive women I feel like it's a smaller set and it's more like very conventional like oh like Dida Vantis or something you know and like um. I would have a harder time finding sort of mundane things about average women attractive.
  • [43:53] Mike: Right? Ah, but that like that I mean but it's a it's you're having to do a lot of more intellectual and processing than a guy would do because a guy just a guy just ah is like look she's hot and you can probably.
  • [44:00] Ally: Yeah.
  • [44:09] Mike: Yeah, maybe women might have difficulty rank ordering women's attractiveness from on like a scale of 1 to 10 like men do men I think to often kind of can come up to the same conclusions. It's very easy. So.
  • [44:17] Ally: Yeah I feel like yeah I feel like the ends would be easier but maybe the you know 3 4 5 6 or something is harder. Sure.
  • [44:25] Mike: Sure and a lot of times women they're more sapiio sexual. You know that term yeah are you sapio sexual.
  • [44:29] Ally: Um, yeah, um, maybe sure? Yeah, um.
  • [44:37] Mike: Yeah, whereas guys are less likely to be sapi sexual. Okay as we should. We should go get on some questions here because we only have a moderate amount of time left modest. Okay well me, let's start with this one about the guy jerking a hundred miles per hour
  • [44:45] Ally: Um, yeah, what do you want to renew.
  • [44:52] Ally: Which one is that.
  • [44:56] Mike: Because you may have encountered this is it asking too much to ask a man to learn to come without jerking one hundred miles per hour or being rough I'm seeing a new guy and he can't seem to come unless he is jerking himself off so fast. My arm can't even do that or he's pounded me with his arms and his arms close to my neck as if he was going to choke me and he's making this weird rage-looking face I've seen this po so many times. So.
  • [45:13] Ally: Soon.
  • [45:15] Mike: It's not super scary because I know him but it's weird. He's soft and slow for me. But I don't know how to handle the side of him and I don't enjoy it. What can I do I brought it up and he got super defensive. It didn't want to talk about have you have you had a guy do this.
  • [45:26] Ally: So I like the description I think this might be what you were talking about you know much earlier in the podcast about like white Knuckle or like getting used to masturbating a particular way where you're like gripping really hard and like yeah that yeah yeah I.
  • [45:37] Mike: Or for women it's white claw and for Emmett's men it's death grip. Yeah.
  • [45:44] Ally: So I was immediately distracted by like you know a hundred miles per hour I can think of that like how fast a car is going but when you're moving over such short distances like jerking off, you're moving over like you know four inches of what is a hundred miles an hour look like over a.
  • [46:02] Mike: Ah, so yeah I mean what she means see my own video here. She means like no, no no of course not but it's but it's it's it's something you see in porn. You've never encountered a guy who like would do this what sort of like.
  • [46:03] Ally: Or inch. Oh I know what she means I'm just saying like could it literally be possible. Okay.
  • [46:18] Ally: Not, It's just describing a weird rage looking face and I don't think I think but but um.
  • [46:19] Mike: Thing you would do with his cock. You're just like.
  • [46:24] Mike: Okay, I've seen this in porn. So many times like you'll you'll see it. Um, for example, okay, a lot of porns will have ah they're having sex or whatever scream a blow and then there'll be a cut and then and then there'll be this scene that only lasts like 10 seconds where he'll.
  • [46:38] Ally: Um.
  • [46:42] Mike: Nut at the end of it and the thing they don't show you is between between those 2 scenes the guys doing this and he gets him. He gets himself to the like the so-called point of no return where he's like going to come and then like he can sort of slow down and act normally and so like yeah this is this is I mean.
  • [46:46] Ally: Um, okay yeah.
  • [47:01] Mike: Maybe it has to do with like a guy who's using Viagra or something so he's like not really that aroused I'm not sure but you've never encountered those.
  • [47:04] Ally: Um, and.
  • [47:08] Ally: I mean I don't I don't think so like is I've I've encountered that when guys masturbate they do it very fast or at least like faster maybe than I do um but I've not encountered.
  • [47:22] Mike: Um, ah.
  • [47:26] Ally: I can remember the like the angry face like is the angry face part of it is it like does that help you get there or is it that you are like concentrating so intently.
  • [47:38] Mike: Ah I think it's the latter. It's not helping you get there. It's just part of the I mean hang on a second when you when guys if you're having sex in the missionary position and the guy is about to come in you what face does he make.
  • [47:48] Ally: Um.
  • [47:54] Ally: So I guess I usually have my eyes closed. So no I think as it helps me like concentrate more on what I'm feeling if I have my eyes closed like it helps me be more present in my body. You know.
  • [47:56] Mike: Typically because you're scared.
  • [48:06] Mike: Wait What a Okay what you're trying to concert. What are you concentrating on you want to feel the we discuss that last week of the pulsing of his penis but you you want to? You're just what you just want to be there. You want. It's exciting for you being a faux impregnated.
  • [48:22] Ally: Again, like that part of it doesn't really factor into what I experience but I mean I yeah I guess I'm closing my eyes but in the same way that you know you close your eyes when you Kiss or something. It seems like if you want to.
  • [48:30] Mike: Um, it you ah you you undervalue the subconscious here like the just because something is not obvious to you Why you enjoy it I mean it is because I mean it is because of that there's a there is it.
  • [48:42] Ally: Um.
  • [48:47] Mike: Right? That's that would be why it would be selectively beneficial for you to crave that feeling or enjoy it is because it would impregnate you right? I mean Otherwise why would it matter you don't feel the same way when he comes in your like if he was just if you you knew he's going to pull out and come on your stomach would you it would change it right.
  • [49:04] Ally: It would a little yeah but again like I I enjoy the orgasm I get from masturbating like op more? Yeah yeah, um.
  • [49:05] Mike: Yeah, that's just.
  • [49:10] Mike: Um, I'm not talking about his or your orgasm I'm talking about his orgasm. So like the like all things being equal. You would significantly prefer him to come in you in a way that would impregnate you if that was your desire.
  • [49:21] Ally: Yeah I guess so no I mean like it's It's what you're saying is true I Just don't think of that part of it ever because like I know it's not a possibility and so it doesn't you know that.
  • [49:24] Mike: I Feel like I'm berating you on the topic.
  • [49:38] Mike: Maybe it would amp it up. You should you've never thought of it. You should try you should You should have one sex session with your partner where you go look I'm going to pretend. Let's pretend like we're going to have a baby just to see if ah not you, you have to like you could sign a contract beforehand saying that is not what I want because you don't want kids right.
  • [49:40] Ally: Okay.
  • [49:48] Ally: Ah, um, right right? yeah.
  • [49:55] Mike: Okay, so you be like I'm not changing I Just want to see if I can make my orgasm stronger by doing that and I bet you it would it probably wouldn't it probably make it terrible. You're like this is I'm so scared now you know like what am I going to name it.
  • [49:58] Ally: Yeah, ok, good right? Yeah thinking too much? Um, but yeah I guess I haven't in a long time like watched a guy's face while he's coming and I'm sure it's a little bit like.
  • [50:15] Mike: Okay.
  • [50:18] Ally: You know a weird expression but but you're saying it's angry about.
  • [50:19] Mike: Yes I don't know no I didn't say it was angry I mean the the thing that sees this person is asking about is a guy with an angry face I will say that there's a somewhat famous female comedian I forget our name that I've seen on Tiktok who has a thing about how men. When they're orgasming quote unquote turn into demons have you heard this and so it's like that kind of thing like they you know so she's describing the facial expression and the I mean women do something similar have you ever watched your own face wall orgasming have you ever considered videoing just your face to see what you look like.
  • [50:42] Ally: Um, okay yeah.
  • [50:50] Ally: Um, no I No I don't even like watching like my own you know theater performances or whatever on. So no.
  • [50:57] Mike: Um, not.
  • [51:00] Mike: But aren't you curious what you look like you're not curious just as a matter. Okay, you're embarrassed.
  • [51:07] Ally: And um I think it would be unattractive. Yeah, um, but I mean like in the same way that like I wouldn't videotape myself like pooping like you know I don't I don't know. Yeah yeah, probably or like you know if.
  • [51:11] Mike: So.
  • [51:17] Mike: That would I should do that that would be kind of interesting just be boring.
  • [51:26] Ally: If I were to videotape my facial expression as I like jump into a pool or something. Yeah I'm sure there's some like weird screnched up thing that you do because you know you're about to like have water on your face or something but like.
  • [51:37] Mike: Yeah, but this is a thing that you do somewhat frequently I don't know Okay I have.
  • [51:40] Ally: Yeah I guess in like so this question though, she's wondering how she can get him to not make that face.
  • [51:53] Mike: He's not going to be able to the the issue is that he has um he has death grip. He's one of these like crazy masturbator guys and he needs to like do no nut November she needs to say look ah what I really want is to blow you every day this month and.
  • [51:56] Ally: Yeah, yeah.
  • [52:07] Ally: Um.
  • [52:07] Mike: Don't I don't want you to masturbate and so I want you get you start to used to more soft things like let your penis like shed its 9 layers of epidermis then it's built up to protect itself from your hand. Ah, but yeah, he's not he he's going to be embarrassed though because he.
  • [52:14] Ally: Um, yeah, yeah.
  • [52:23] Mike: You know this reveals that he has like some crazy masturbatory habits maybe autorotics asphyxiation I wanted to mention by good good.
  • [52:26] Ally: You know like they should just have sex with the expectation that he's not going to come in like that. They're only going to do things that are comfortable for her that are like slower or.
  • [52:38] Mike: That's impossible how many times. Oh no, you have had sex with a guy when he didn't come, but it's not good. The woman wants the guy to come. It's a little weird if he doesn't um I wanted to mention that I have videotaped myself masturbating before but only from the waist dub and.
  • [52:45] Ally: Um, yeah, yeah.
  • [52:52] Ally: Okay.
  • [52:56] Mike: Will say so I've thought this many times the expression the what it looks like so let's say you're at a restaurant or bar and there are 2 women sitting at a table across from somewhere and they're both scrolling on their phones and they're doing that for 5 minutes
  • [53:07] Ally: Um.
  • [53:15] Ally: Um, um, okay.
  • [53:15] Mike: That is what I look like when masturbating my face my face exactly like that. It's just like this blank kind of nowhere man expression. It sort of freaked me out I was like fuck like I spend a lot of my time it would but I mean it's like sleeping right? It's like I mean it's kind of freaky that you spend all this time. Unconscious too.
  • [53:26] Ally: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but that would be kind of promising for this question writer because that would imply that the face is controllable like you can come without making the face so like he could learn to math.
  • [53:41] Mike: But I don't I have some advantages number 1 is I don't ah have like these crazy masturbatory things. The other one is as I've learned from talking to people on this podcast like I'm not ah heavily circumcised. So.
  • [53:51] Ally: Boom.
  • [53:54] Mike: I have a more mobile 4 skin and therefore able to masturbate in a more natural way. A lot of the guy I think a lot of this comes from circumcision and guys like basically not being able to get a friendly stimulation on their penis without lots of lube and sort of like this crazy.
  • [54:02] Ally: Um, doing.
  • [54:12] Mike: A baseball bat going in and out of a donut experience or whatever you want to call it. Yeah.
  • [54:13] Ally: Yeah, you and Eric were talking 1 time about like being able to come completely silently like such that you know someone wouldn't be able to detect that you were masked. Yeah, but maybe that's something also that this question writer could try is like make it kind of a.
  • [54:21] Mike: He was going to come on the podcast and do it and he never has.
  • [54:32] Ally: Challenge like you know I want you to come while talking to me and like I don't want to notice I want it to be something that I can't see and like maybe he could learn though I yeah.
  • [54:37] Mike: Yeah, yeah,, let's move on to another one got a little bit of time here. Okay, let's talk about the blue walls One some days I'll be really horny to the point it feels like the walls of my vagina ache and regular masturbation doesn't help it just feels like I need. Dick deep inside and that's the only way it goes away is that normal or like a medical condition Blah Blah blah. Okay so have you had this experience.
  • [55:02] Ally: I mean yeah I don't know if that's different from just like you know wanting to masturbate and like it goes away when you vimate. Um I guess it your first is it one? Oh no, no um there there was another podcast that.
  • [55:08] Mike: Is it painful at all painful at all. Okay.
  • [55:20] Ally: Discussed this also and said that it's kind of like a dull ache and so like not painful necessarily but like um, you know like it's like a little bit sore and I would say that's probably more accurate but like if this person is saying that they masturbate and it doesn't go away I don't know what that is I haven't experienced that.
  • [55:39] Mike: Ah, what? what did they say? do they say it doesn't go away now. Well.
  • [55:40] Ally: Well they said they say the only thing that will help is having a dick but I'm saying what if you just masturbated like that might help.
  • [55:46] Mike: So my take on that everybody loves my take on this is that this woman doesn't know what an orgasm is and so she's and so she's masturbating, but it doesn't help because she doesn't orgasm.
  • [55:58] Ally: Um, ah oh okay, yeah.
  • [56:00] Mike: I mean yes, look there's a reason why all those women with quote unquote Hysteria would go to doctors in the nineteenth century and get vibrated. They were. That's the only way they could have an actual orgasm. There's a lot of women in my opinion where it takes a vibrator to get it done. Okay, so.
  • [56:06] Ally: Um, yeah.
  • [56:16] Mike: You know the general feeling. But for you actually you you do have an orgasm when you masturbate and that takes it away pretty promptly all right.
  • [56:20] Ally: Yeah, and I think like we were talking about dildos before like masturbating with a dildo like inside me versus not the Dildo does not enhance the experience and if anything it kind of can distract from it because like there's something else that you have to like maneuver around that gets in the way of your hand. So. Yeah I don't I guess I haven't had the experience of like really wanting something inside me like that.
  • [56:44] Mike: What about during the orgasm itself. Don't you get something extra out of like having you're you're sort of for lack of a better word clenching around an object as opposed to nothing her doesn't matter.
  • [56:49] Ally: For us.
  • [56:55] Ally: No I think that doesn't change the sensation. Yeah yeah.
  • [57:02] Mike: It's literally just a No- op. It's not better. It's not worse. It's just irrelevant except for the fact that you now have to manage to keep this thing in you when you like you're having this climactic experience which actually is kind of calm I mean have you ever managed to keep a dildo in you while you're masturbating. Maybe I mean.
  • [57:16] Ally: Yeah, yeah, it's not like it's hard to keep in. Um I mean if anything like your vagina is like tightening as you're masturbating as you get more aroused whatever so that could make it easier. It's more that like it. Um you know it it protrudes a little bit and so like your hand.
  • [57:23] Mike: Okay.
  • [57:32] Mike: Ah.
  • [57:32] Ally: Wants to be in the same physical space that it is occupying it like the part that's outside if he was occupying like.
  • [57:36] Mike: This is because you got a dildo with balls.
  • [57:39] Ally: Yeah, or it was just like a dilder with like a handle that had like the button on it that you used to turn it on and like the place where the batteries go was like in the handle and yeah, right, it has to have something that's outside if you write it has to have like a.
  • [57:47] Mike: You'd use a you could use a plunger instead. It doesn't have to why don't you think I mean you could it could have like a little string like a tampon you could pull that out that would maybe that's as far as I know they don't That's a product that could be created.
  • [57:55] Ally: Ah, flared face or something. Oh okay, oh yeah I Guess do they make dil does like that that have like a tampon like string. Okay, you guys should have merch you should make podcast sex to.
  • [58:11] Mike: I Don't want to I have too much trouble reviewing this I'm trying to get like a collection of them in this place but I do so much work reviewing them. Okay, they won't listen. They won't listen. They just they're just a content farm. They don't they they I don't even know how they found me.
  • [58:20] Ally: Yeah, now they're going to listen to this and not send you anymore because they're going to realize ok.
  • [58:31] Mike: Ah, well they they just went to the podcast um ratings or rankings or whatever we we get a yeah.
  • [58:35] Ally: Ah, so this was different. You had like a ah you had a listener send you a sex toy ones right? but that that was a different.
  • [58:40] Mike: No no, this is this is the same thing. This is the we never had a just normal listener. This is a company that wanted to I wanted us to be reviewers.
  • [58:47] Ally: Oh I thought you received some kind of like mouth like thing from a listener again. Oh okay, wow, That's very, but.
  • [58:57] Mike: No, that wait. No that was um that no no, that was better than that it ah it was delivered to me by mistake. Yeah.
  • [59:06] Ally: That can't have been a mistake that must have been targeted. Okay.
  • [59:11] Mike: Yes, no, it was mistake it was it was it was ah it was ah it was addressed to someone else I just took it because I wanted to try it. Um.
  • [59:15] Ally: Oh and you never told them is this like your neighbor. Oh okay, okay, yeah, okay oh Mike got really disappointed. He was expecting his mouth.
  • [59:21] Mike: It was in a it was a po box that I have up in Lake tahoe and so like yeah in principle. It's a neighbor but not, it's just some other number of po box. Um.
  • [59:34] Ally: And silicone mouth and they didn't get it. Yeah okay wait What if I'm a piece of shit. How do I stop when I haven't know that.
  • [59:36] Mike: He just got another one I'm sure just told him it didn't show up we have we have 1 other question here about anal. Um there's actually 2 so okay, it's okay, let's do that one first so me and my girlfriend have been dating for quite a while and are happily sex happy sexually for the most part. Each other's first bubble blah I have 1 problem though that I'm ashamed of I really want to try anal in the future. My girlfriend is against the idea I've tried putting the idea away and hide it. But I keep bringing it up although I know it makes her uncomfortable I hate myself for doing this but the thought of never trying it in my life makes me sad. I've stopped watching porn and don't masturbate now that I'm in a relationship. My anal obsession keeps pestering me and my inability to stop bringing it up is ruining our relationship. How do I stop having this obsession are there any helpful outlets. Ah so let's see and he stopped watching porn because yeah, he he.
  • [01:00:15] Ally: Um, ah ruining. Um.
  • [01:00:28] Mike: Explains that he stopped watching porn just because he's in a he's in a relationship and like this guy with the devil face. He wants to focus more on softer body parts to masturbate with. But.
  • [01:00:30] Ally: Again.
  • [01:00:36] Ally: Yeah, and he also says in his first edit he's interested in both giving and receiving anal which I think is you know I think the first step like if his girlfriend doesn't want to receive anil herself I think what they should start with is like her with a strap on giving it to him.
  • [01:00:42] Mike: Oh right? That's important.
  • [01:00:56] Ally: And think that would.
  • [01:00:56] Mike: Wouldn't that bum you like how would you feel if your partner have you had this happen with a partner where you wanted a strap on how would you feel about that would would you would it make you would you be like oh okay or would you kind of question the relationship. Okay.
  • [01:00:58] Ally: No I had.
  • [01:01:05] Ally: Oh I mean I'd be happy to do it. But that might be like a slightly sadistic streak of life flying because like so when I've had anal done to me. It's been very painful and so I you know or like you have received an.
  • [01:01:17] Mike: Had anal done to you? Okay, even though did you use an oil based or other lube.
  • [01:01:23] Ally: Um, I feel like we used a water based Lube although I wouldn't think that that you think that's a problem like does it have to be oil based for the but like.
  • [01:01:30] Mike: No, actually I've seen people suggest Silicon based because it's more durable but I don't I think I'm guessing that it didn't last very long if it was very painful. Well you would know I wasn't there presumably I was only there in spirit.
  • [01:01:39] Ally: Yeah, probably yeah. Right? The loop like I don't know if how long oh no, that didn't last long mostly because like I just found it so painful that I didn't want it to continue. But you know that could be a problem with like.
  • [01:01:48] Mike: So did it last did it last long or not, you don't know no your your anal sex adventure.
  • [01:02:00] Mike: Right? Okay, so then you couldn't tell whether the pain was a consequence of lack of lubrication or just like ah I mean the experience that I have with this that body part is that like when something large tries to pass through it sometimes there going to be something that feels like a cramp that's pretty painful.
  • [01:02:03] Ally: I.
  • [01:02:17] Mike: Ah, so I'm imagining it. That's often what people are describing.
  • [01:02:19] Ally: Yeah I mean it just felt like literally you're trying to put something that is too big into you know, like if you were trying to stuff like a cucumber up your nostril or something like it's not going to work and like it is going to hurt. You're like stretching a piece of skin that.
  • [01:02:28] Mike: Right.
  • [01:02:35] Ally: Does not stretch that much. That's the way kind of it felt to me is I feel like Lube you know loop helps like a little bit but ultimately like a lubed up Cucumber is not going to go into your nose any easier than like a non loop cucumber. But yeah, yeah.
  • [01:02:42] Mike: Right? Yeah, no I think it comes down to like dilating and all this kind of stuff. It's kind of a lot of work. Okay, so you you would be interested. Maybe 1 time doing it to a guy but like wouldn't you be worried that this would be kind. He'd want it every like wednesday.
  • [01:03:00] Ally: Oh well now I mean I guess my suspicion is that like it would be very painful for him too and that he immediately would be cured of this fixation like this. Um.
  • [01:03:06] Mike: I Don't think that's right I think that guys I don't think that's right I think like if a guy's asking for this. You're going to be my intuition would be your yeah, you're gonna be it means this is like this is your life now I think so I think.
  • [01:03:13] Ally: You think he's like tried it to himself before? oh.
  • [01:03:25] Mike: I Think guys should be reluctant to bring this up because of that it's like yeah.
  • [01:03:25] Ally: Yeah I mean that's a worry but it also sounds like if he's this obsessed with it if she keeps stonewalling completely. He's going to like break up with her in favor of someone who's more interested in it. Yeah.
  • [01:03:41] Mike: Well, he will I mean that's ah, that's his deal would would you like if if you knew this was the life you would have to lead to do it. You would that lower your interest I Guess it's person by person. Whatever.
  • [01:03:48] Ally: I mean I think that would lower my interest I guess the yeah I think the optimal scenario here is that like she tries fucking him with a strap on and finds that she likes it and that he likes it and then they can do that you know half the time or whatever.
  • [01:04:03] Mike: Do you think you think it's really possible for a woman to like that.
  • [01:04:09] Ally: yeah yeah I mean well first of all like I mean they could use like a double ended dildo or some things that at least there's something like in her. But I think it's possible like if if he really gets off on it that she would enjoy doing that to him enough.
  • [01:04:21] Mike: Okay, you don't think it would be too emasculating. You'd be like start to wonder is this is this my man don't you have those feelings.
  • [01:04:30] Ally: It's It's a little bit emasculating. Yeah, but like if you know if you really want to not break up with this guy and you also want to not have something up your own anus like.
  • [01:04:40] Mike: You're like how am I going to trust this guy to do do our taxes now now now that I've done this to him something like that. Sure sure. But I think that in well yeah.
  • [01:04:44] Ally: Well I mean maybe forcing him to do. The taxes is also a little bit emasculating. It's like you know.
  • [01:04:52] Mike: Think the person who's received when things start getting inserted in other people's bodies I think it's kind of changes the power dynamic so you are but you you like being in charge though. Don't you so wouldn't You couldn't you imagine being. Okay.
  • [01:04:57] Ally: Yeah, yeah. I Do Yeah, not not so much sexually. But like I feel like I might enjoy it from kind of like a sort of sadistic angle in the same way that I like you know tickling someone I like. Seeing someone Squirm I Guess like.
  • [01:05:21] Mike: Okay, so you you're one of these people who wants to be in charge in the bed in life but in the bedroom you want to switch the role interesting. That's about this a little bit like the dominatrix or yeah, kind of so you're like you're like.
  • [01:05:30] Ally: Yeah, mostly? yeah. Yeah.
  • [01:05:40] Mike: You're like the japanese businessman who then gets his ass beaten on Saturday evenings at a some sort of dungeon. You don't self-identify that way being female. You have the liberty.
  • [01:05:48] Ally: Um, sure Yes, no I Yeah I want to think of myself as more like the person beating the Japanese businessman but.
  • [01:05:58] Mike: But you're not because you want in an in the in the intimate situation. You don't want to be in charge right? Yeah, so as a woman you have the luxury of not having to be thought of that way as a man you know we we're supposed to be the boss want to be the boss all the time. It's really tough being a man.
  • [01:06:02] Ally: Right? okay.
  • [01:06:09] Ally: Who am.
  • [01:06:16] Ally: Um, yeah, it seems like it.
  • [01:06:18] Mike: Yeah, you obviously care a lot. We have a woman really quickly a woman here who says I female 21 feel ashamed that I enjoy anal as much as I do everyone I've talked to about it says it's nasty or weird or like Allie says painful. I was talking with a friend about what we like in terms of sex I brought up anal and she just looked at me weird and it kind of inspired me to make this post What do you guys? think have you met a woman who has just loved anal.
  • [01:06:42] Ally: Um, no, um, but like I believe her that that's her experience. Um look it's not. It's not weird I think what it makes me worried about is like is this person also into so.
  • [01:06:48] Mike: Here.
  • [01:06:57] Ally: Like is this person also into poop play because if you're that aroused by your own but like you know it just seems like 1 short step to being like oh I want to poop on you.
  • [01:07:10] Mike: Couldn't women generally be aroused by scat because of their desire to have babies I mean having a baby ultimately is like 20% scat play right? yes.
  • [01:07:17] Ally: Yeah, is it in what way like how but.
  • [01:07:23] Mike: Well I mean okay, if you have a three month old infant like what are the interaction modalities. There's.
  • [01:07:27] Ally: How yeah but it's not like arousing I mean it could still be disgusting like I you know I scoop my cat's litter box every like two days or something but I I don't enjoy it like yeah.
  • [01:07:38] Mike: What you enjoy having the cat and so there so the scooping somehow must give you some kind of deep pleasure or satisfaction now didn't you have like an automated cat scooper machine that you weren't using.
  • [01:07:46] Ally: Well in a in a very roundabout way I mean there's at least ° of separation I do I do have ah a litter robot. Um, so maybe I empty it like you know, less often than every two days. But.
  • [01:07:59] Mike: Um, because you well but you stopped using the robot because doing it manually arouses you.
  • [01:08:04] Ally: Ah.
  • [01:08:10] Ally: No I stopped using the robot because it wasn't working but it has started working again. Um, but no like if I if I could live my life never having to see or touch poop ever I would do so but that's just impossible but like you know the less that I can.
  • [01:08:13] Mike: Oh okay, so was not because you were aroused by Cat poop.
  • [01:08:25] Mike: Are.
  • [01:08:28] Ally: Touch poop the better for me like if I could go through a whole day and not have to see poop that would be great like.
  • [01:08:31] Mike: This checks out This is certainly has something to do with your your aversion to anal and maybe yeah, maybe I see and I can see why you're now why you think this woman might have a scat fetish I'm assuming that it just you know feels good I mean there's somebody in the comments that says anals Amazing. It's my preferred penetration method.
  • [01:08:35] Ally: Yeah.
  • [01:08:50] Ally: Um, how would that? Well I guess he tried both both methods and he prefer prefers.
  • [01:08:51] Mike: If you enjoy it Then what is that How would that happen that it's your preferred penetration method.
  • [01:09:02] Mike: Um, it suggests that her Vagina doesn't is not very pleasurable.
  • [01:09:04] Ally: Yeah I mean right? it could be that too I Guess some people have like vaginismus or they have like pain intercourse and maybe that is more painful for them than the pain of an all like that's kind of sad but I do that.
  • [01:09:13] Mike: Right now all right? Well we've tackled at the end of the show as we try to the anal.
  • [01:09:22] Ally: Yeah, right? you went through a period on this podcast where like you didn't want to talk about poop because you were talking about it too much and so now we've we've brought it back unfortunately.
  • [01:09:30] Mike: Well, it's always interesting to hear a woman's take on these subjects and you have how many times have you had a penis in your in your rectum 2 times. Ah, that's a lot of penises in your rectum. Um.
  • [01:09:36] Ally: Twice? yeah. More Yeah, more than you had I Guess yeah, you should try that Dilto that you got you know to see what it's like.
  • [01:09:47] Mike: It is I've I'm I am at 0 being completely honest on that. Ah.
  • [01:09:54] Mike: I mean I do have things in my rectum from time to time from just ordinary human behavior I have to poop so I know generally what it would feel like I can intuit I think it's the interpersonal dynamic that would be challenging is having a guy doing that to you.
  • [01:10:00] Ally: Yeah, okay, but nothing going in only coming out.
  • [01:10:11] Ally: Um, yeah.
  • [01:10:12] Mike: What's that like I mean it's just do you feel like here I am this is my life. Yeah.
  • [01:10:17] Ally: Yeah, it feels like you're unnecessarily complicating something that could be enjoyable for both of you and it's like you know what? if I tried this with 1 hand tied behind my back. It's like but why we know that it works just fine the normal way. Yeah.
  • [01:10:30] Mike: Would it amps up the power dynamic and it makes it so that like he's enjoying it and you're the opposite of enjoying it potentially and so that's kind of interesting. It's like being choked. Maybe and I hear you and this woman enjoys anal.
  • [01:10:38] Ally: Yeah, um, maybe but I enjoy being shows. Yeah I think the weird thing is it is like I want to do something to you that I know you're not going to enjoy.
  • [01:10:49] Mike: Well I think both men probably didn't want to as soon as you didn't enjoy it right? So good on them. Yeah, and there are women that enjoy it apparently so okay, well, we've been here longer than an hour and I think you have something to go do in 10 minutes
  • [01:10:52] Ally: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
  • [01:11:05] Mike: So that was episode 1 2 2 of your mileage may vary people can contact us at ymmvpod@gmail.com at ah on Twitter at Ymmvpod ah, you can also contact us by visiting the local georgian embassy and sending a message to Keith. Ah, or yeah or maybe maybe if you just do some really clever searching. You could find his Instagram yeah, maybe we've already doxed him probably not It's fair point he yeah well someone can try to do that anyway, we'll be back next week we'll find out. Ah.
  • [01:11:26] Ally: Um.
  • [01:11:30] Ally: Yeah, probably how many white guys are there traveling Georgia right now I don't know sorry Keith no.
  • [01:11:45] Mike: Who's around next week thank you all for joining and we'll we'll see you soon.