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Episode 172: Female Feedback, Oral Semen Management, Narrow Penises, Internal Porn, The Saddest 69

Team YMMV | 7-8-2024 | 1:06:54

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It turns out that Ally has never been with a man whose penis was so tightly circumcised that he had an immobile foreskin when erect. This came up because I wanted to understand what goes into her management of semen when the guy orgasms in her mouth.

Come to find out this generally isn't an issue for her, which makes me wonder whether she's having sex with men who have small penises and/or aren't generating very large loads.

I also had the joy of showing Ally the large clitorises discussed on episode 171, which I think she did not particularly enjoy. Funny how women can tolerate a penis-sized thing on a man, but put one on a woman, and it becomes a problem.

And, is it normal for people to be sexually attracted to themselves in the mirror?

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/172/mirror

https://ymmv.me/172/thin

Episode Transcript

Transcript automatically generated by a robot. Apologies for any inaccuracies.

[0:00:02] Mike: Hello and welcome to Your Mileage May Vary. We talk about sex and relationships with frankness that is often controversial but mostly in good faith. As promised, last week, I'm here today with a frequent contributor, Ali. Hello, Ali. Okay. You don't sound that excited. Say more, be more excited. All right.
[0:00:19] Ally: No, I'm very excited. As long as Keith is out of the country, I get to join the podcast, which I appreciate. Yeah, he's visiting their most famous waterfall.
[0:00:28] Mike: Oh, c'est chaud. Oui, donc mon co-host est normalement Keith, mais il est dans l'Afrique. Allie, je pense, le suive sur Instagram. Je pense que je le ferai aussi, mais je n'utilise pas Instagram en principe. Et tu penses qu'il est en Zimbabwe? Ok.
[0:00:46] Ally: and see birds and monsters. He was in Namibia most recently and saw elephants, ibis, oryx, any type of antelope with long curves. Probably. No, I've never been anywhere in Africa.
[0:00:58] Mike: Yes. I think I saw all these animals at the Oakland Zoo. So, it's impressive. You can also see them quite close to the house. What do you think of the Zimbabwe aisle? Are you up to date on this country? It's not about being there, it's about... I was wondering if you were familiar with the 21st century history of this country.
[0:01:27] Ally: No, what happened?
[0:01:30] Mike: Zimbabwe was very similar. It was similar to South Africa, actually. It was a British colony that was run under an apartheid system. And it was won by... I don't want to say the natives, but the current people who live there. And then they eliminated all the white people,
[0:01:52] Mike: That's not all. They did a redistribution of land from farms and so on, and then the economy broke up. And now, it’s a country that has had to. Haven't you noticed? OK. Zimbabwe, yes, it’s a bit like the ring of Africa. I don't know exactly what they're crawling with. I think they're crawling with pepper and things like that.
[0:02:00] Ally: OK. No, I do not think so. I want to know more about what happened in South Africa. What did they experience in Zimbabwe? What were the farms? OK.
[0:02:13] Mike: And so it was a problem in general for Africa, it probably contributed, maybe the famous one that caused the song "We are the world" would have been linked to Zimbabwe, I'm not sure about that. But Zimbabwe is, I think, a warning to the world of the end stage that can happen with Wokism. Really ? Are you going to go back to oil?
[0:02:34] Ally: Yeah, it's probably not the right climate for wheat. No. Like the Rhodesian Ridgebacks.
[0:02:41] Mike: I'm not sure what the climate is like in Zimbabwe, but I can check for you. Do you know what it was previously called when it was a British colony? It was called Rhodesia, like on Cecil's roads. You know. There you have it. So, they have maize, sorghum, rapoco. I don't even know what it is.
[0:03:05] Ally: Yes.
[0:03:06] Mike: Beans, round nuts, apparently they have tobacco, cotton. Oh, cotton, that must be interesting. Let's not, I don't want to go too far on this, but cotton, that's kind of interesting because cotton historically has required plantations. But I guess we grow cotton in the US and that's not a problem, given the cotton gin and all the tractors and stuff. You had a topic that you wanted to bring up to the top of the podcast. I actually don't know what it is, so why don't you hit me with it.
[0:03:32] Ally: Yes, there's a girl who interviewed herself in Nashville and it's viral, and they call her the "hawk to a girl" because she interviewed herself and was like "what what are you doing in the room that makes you empty men? » And she said, using this onomatopoeia of a "hawking up spit", that she had to do a "spit" on the face, essentially.
[0:03:53] Ally: Everyone assumes that it’s to give a job. I don't understand why you should put a fist on your skin before putting it in your mouth, which is already, probably, where the fist is, and which is completely wet. I don't know why you should add an external fist. But also, the way the phrase hocker means something, to me it’s like mucus. It's like you're sick or something.
[0:04:18] Mike: Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're bringing up something that's sort of back near where the nose meets the mouth. And so you're gonna get...
[0:04:26] Ally: Yes, and it doesn't seem like it would be appreciable for either party, and it doesn't seem like the kind of thing that would help you get a job. So I was just confused about why the whole Internet was like, oh yeah, that's the thing you do before you give a job, when it was never welcoming of me to do that, and I don't understand Why.
[0:04:47] Mike: So the notion that she might be trying to put mucus back in like that is a little strange, but I will say that it's pretty common for people to talk about putting the skin deep in the mouth to stimulate the production of thicker mucus . Is this something you do?
[0:05:02] Ally: Hmm, okay. I don't, I mean sure, but I don't know that that's to produce mucus or if it does that. OK.
[0:05:11] Mike: The mucosa can be accessed deeper, deeper in the esophagus. You'll see this in porn, for sure. You see women in porn before or in the middle of the job who fart on the boy. And the reason why they do it is to facilitate movement, or at least alternation with a job.
[0:05:34] Ally: Ok, that would make sense to me for a Handjet, because you want lubrication, but hasn't anyone else ever cast on their skin and immediately put it on in his mouth ? Does it sound like you've been doing it for 15 years?
[0:05:43] Mike: No, but I think it might be an interesting thing to ask you. How many penises have you interacted with in your life? Are we talking about a thousand, ten thousand? Not ten thousand? All right. Fifty, wow. Regarding availability, I think yes, it is sufficient. It's not that big of a number.
[0:06:08] Mike: You can have, I mean, how much do you think you could have if you were a dedicated penisophile? How much can you have? It's 10,000 or so, or at least 1,000. Okay. So, of these 15 penisophiles, how many were circumcised? All right. So, that is to say, we cut off those that were not circumcised.
[0:06:16] Ally: Yeah, I mean, if I did my job, I probably would have done one a day, but... Totally two.
[0:06:36] Mike: Did you notice or did you not notice the difference in the tightness of the circumcision, or the moving force that was there? Yes OK. It's weird.
[0:06:46] Ally: I didn't notice that. I've been thinking about this since I heard Keith explain again about pruning and circumcision. But no, I didn't notice. The skin always appeared mobile beyond the chafe. Not so far that you could push it beyond the chafe, but it moves beyond that. No, not the skin. You know, there is...
[0:07:03] Mike: I think the real question would be, can you, with the skin, cover his head with his skin? No. But part of it. Yes, corona, for example. Just a little, you can't cover it. Okay, so you can cover her maybe by the head. And all 13 circumcised skins that you have interacted with have this function.
[0:07:15] Ally: the bridge is like a little beautiful and there is this kind of rule around... I think you can cover this little rule, but not everyone. I think that's it. It looks like it's at least 10 by 13.
[0:07:35] Mike: When he stopped. Ok. Yes, there is something. There's something I'm not going to put back here because it's the podcast. But ok, so. Okay, so you didn't interact at a point where it was basically when he stopped, kind of close to a, almost like a finger, where there was very little mobility.
[0:07:57] Ally: No, I don't think it's like that. It's true that not everyone is involved, like Oral.
[0:07:58] Mike: All right. I think it's realistic. If you watch porn, you'll see that it's pretty common. I'm surprised at the selection of 13 that you interacted with. There wasn't one that was like that. Some of these interactions are going to be pretty quick, I suspect. No no no. Yeah. But I mean, I'm given to... Now I've interacted with
[0:08:27] Mike: In fact, I interviewed with an erectipenis, for my knowledge. Now, I don't remember everything that happened before a certain age, so I hope it's just one. Of course, on one level, assuming that your father and mother had sex when she was pregnant with you, you can say that you questioned with a second erectipenis.
[0:08:45] Mike: Hmm, my son. Actually, to be honest, I interacted with his erectus, because when you have a baby, they get erections, and that's a little undesirable. They're not very big erections, and you always have to clean them after they go to the building.
[0:09:00] Mike: You know, it's really great. You know, the tailor and so on. But I'm given to understand that they, yes, there may be a situation where it's quite early, more like something like a finger, and it's definitely a problem, or a problem is a problem, that's is something that comes into play when giving a hand job, or masturbating himself. So this is Keith's need for Jim Shortz,
[0:09:23] Ally: Yeah, okay.
[0:09:27] Mike: sleeping ring or the head of a woman from Zimbabwe. I hear you. You never know. I hope he experiments with different cultures. It might be hard for him to fight.
[0:09:34] Ally: I haven't seen any evidence of this on Instagram, but I hope so. Where it has been, it has seemed very sandy, so I don't know. I don't know, the sand will get between the layers of the sleeping bag or something. It's a noise.
[0:09:55] Mike: It's true. Or gym shorts, yes. It's difficult to do it. So I think spitting, hawk, what is it called? It's awesome. This is where our culture is now. Awesome.
[0:10:07] Ally: She said "hiccup", as in "hiccup" and "spitting", but... Exactly, yes, the people who make t-shirts, Elon Musk tweeted it. He got, you know... He got turned around. Yeah, in the video I couldn't tell if she was extremely funny, or if maybe she was a little mental, but I'll go with "extremely funny." Yes. I mean, that makes sense for handjobs. It doesn't really make sense to me for handjobs,
[0:10:31] Mike: Yeah, a lot of people seem... You don't give a lot of hand work, do you? Okay, okay. A lot of times, women aren't very good, frankly. It's difficult. And you have this... But anyway, if you need increased lubrication...
[0:10:39] Ally: No, I don't think anyone I slept with preferred a hand job. Probably yes.
[0:10:53] Mike: Why, as a joke, would a woman try to get that kind of thicker pay, or mucus, or what's on the penis? I mean, there's a bit of benefit to lubrication during a prank, right? All right. All right. What is deeper? Because it's a topic that I had already pre-planned for the series. What is the deepest you have taken a penis into your oral cavity?
[0:11:06] Ally: Yes, but I think it all comes from the mouth, when it's inside the mouth. I don't even know what a benchmark could do.
[0:11:29] Mike: mean, there could be a really deep painter that you could breathe at the same time as it's in your mouth, okay? Then there's the depth where it could block your nose passages and I imagine that's something, I'm not really sure, how many inches is there for you to breathe?
[0:11:50] Ally: I don't know, I had this experience where you can't breathe around it, but I don't know what it means to go far. I've never vomited Venus, it's not like that. I think this goes as far as it can go,
[0:12:02] Mike: Okay, so it sounds like you're a lover or heat. You don't take it deeply. Oh, so you're used to having the knots against your dog.
[0:12:21] Mike: It depends on the size of the mouth. Yeah, that's true. But at most, that means you take everything in your mouth. And is this normal? Is this a normal practice for you? But you didn't... Okay. Did you have any problems with winning?
[0:12:22] Ally: It's about the size of the skin, I think. Yeah. I would say... It's not like the knots hit my face when I do that. Sometimes it causes me gags, but not many, I don't know.
[0:12:49] Mike: This means that you are generally left with very small penalties. I think a sentence of 6 inches, or larger, might make you laugh if you have it all the way in your mouth. Just think of a 6 inch object. Yes.
[0:12:54] Ally: I think the knots on your skin mean a little skin, if that's what it's like. Yes, I feel that the winning reflex happens a little more if you think about
[0:13:21] Ally: what you are doing or if there is hair inside. Okay. I don't think so.
[0:13:25] Mike: Oh, for sure, but I mean, for example, my painting is long enough that if I tried to insert it, it was going to start going down. It's not an experience you have.
[0:13:36] Mike: Ok. And the reason I went there is because if you're trying to go that deep in the mouth, there's a need for higher lubrication. Because now you're going into an orifice earlier, and something like a reflex wins, and a breathing problem. Have you watched porn where a woman, like a weapon, killed a man?
[0:13:55] Ally: Yes. I do not think so. Yeah, yeah, i know. You can see it here.
[0:14:03] Mike: Do you know it exists in the world? You know that there is a famous film from the 70's called Deep Throat and so on. You show up behind Adam Zappel, even though you're a beautiful woman who doesn't have a Zappel.
[0:14:19] Ally: It's between, you know, you have the little tap. How far in the mouth do you see it when they do that? Oh yes, ok, I did that. Yes, I think it makes it easier for you to feel like you can't breathe.
[0:14:26] Mike: You can find videos, and I encourage you to consume these videos, where a woman lies on her back, with her head on the back of the room, to make it a little more done. You did it. I think you're working with relatively small devices here. Devices.
[0:14:50] Ally: It's possible. I've never measured a boy's boy, myself. I only proofread on reporting skills. Yes, I should get closer to my reporting skills. Oh okay. Yes.
[0:14:58] Mike: Why not? I think you should start taking measurements personally, just because it might make me feel good, yes. And in terms of wondering how far it was going to go, certainly, you can see in Pornes where she's pushing her voice area, so there, quite far. And it can be... Of course, because it's also strong and so on.
[0:15:18] Ally: It looks like people are sword swallowing. It's impressive. I guess it's not strong. Yeah. Oh, it's just swallowing.
[0:15:28] Mike: It's stronger than skin, but okay, I hear what you're saying, it's not actually. But I don't know, I think sometimes it might be a magical thing, where they make it look strong from a certain angle, but it's not really. So what is your oral survey strategy?
[0:15:47] Mike: I know it's true, and I appreciate it. But how to handle it when it's ejaculated? You put your fist towards the... How deep is it in your mouth? I guess you have a typical strategy. It's something you've thought about and talked about in your life. You tell yourself that you're going to come and that you don't want to start crying, to come to your face. These are things that can happen.
[0:16:12] Ally: Yeah, it's better to put it further in your mouth, because it just goes further. No.
[0:16:13] Mike: So where do you place the penis in your mouth?
[0:16:20] Mike: Ok, do you have to do anything with your tongue or otherwise to prevent it from going down the wrong pipe or surprising you? Does it surprise you? I've noticed that in porn, a lot of times women who are trying to look very sensual when giving a blow will actually genuinely, I think, look surprised when the nut comes out because I think it often goes... I think it just is surprising. It's forceful and a little surprising. It's hard not to react that way. Do you think that happens?
[0:16:50] Ally: Non, je pense que c'est devenu plus et plus commun pour les gars d'annoncer quand ils arrivent. C'est pas forcément forceful. C'est aussi pas froid, tu sais. Je pense que certaines de les surprises sont des squelettes.
[0:16:55] Mike: These guys will do it again, but I think if I told you, Ali, if I had a squirt gun, and I said, Ali, I'm going to squirt this squirt gun in your mouth, and I'm going to do it now, I think you'd still be coming back when the first stream of squirt, even water, hits your mouth. You know when you go to the operating doctor, there's one thing they do,
[0:17:20] Ally: The glaucoma test? Yes. It's just a reaction. When they touch the foot, you can't.
[0:17:21] Mike: Yes, where there is glaucoma and they collapse from the air in the eyes. I've done this, I don't know, 25 times. I don't have glaucoma, actually. But they do it again and again. You just have to have money. And every time, every time, and I try, I know it's come, and I think this time, I'm not going to take it again.
[0:17:45] Mike: Right. So I think that, well, it feels a little more voluntary than the knee thing. The knee thing is actually just a pure reflex. This one, I think there's a little brain processing, but maybe I don't. This is something you would probably know more about than I would. My biology knowledge is purely genitalia and tits. It's t and a. OK. OK, but you.
[0:18:02] Ally: I think it's also a reflex, because if you get shit in your eye, it turns white very quickly. But I don't think I have a reflex like that.
[0:18:14] Ally: in my nose, but I would also say that they don't necessarily come, you know, it's just a bit like... I think there are a little more average windows, but I would say that the dribbling, yes, I mean, they're older, I think dribbling... Yes.
[0:18:16] Mike: think you do. Allie, it looks like the guys you're making noises, you have little penises sticking out. It's sad. Are you defending the size of these guys' penises by saying they're slightly bigger than usual?
[0:18:41] Ally: Because I was with a guy who had a small penis and it was remarkable.
[0:18:45] Mike: I think you should take measurements. And you don't need to make it obvious, because you can just get a sense of how big other objects are. You are quite intelligent. You don't need to add banana. You can just tell how big your hand is, like through the wrists, for example. And then you can just keep it busy. I think you're doing something beyond benefit. Okay, so, have you ever been with a guy who really cummed?
[0:19:15] Ally: I don't think so, not in a way where I felt it like a gun. Yes No. Yes yes. I think they refer to their ass station more than the train station.
[0:19:16] Mike: Okay. Okay. So it's more like you eat eye cement, or you put it in your mouth, and it's not really a problem. You don't have something that's going to make you laugh, you're not really worried about shocking her, etc. Have you ever had guys say things like shock? Ok, but it's sad, because they say "shock"
[0:19:43] Mike: But you wouldn't be shocked at that because he's not that garrotent. So you have to pretend it's garrotive. You start crying on the bed. Oh, it's so big, but actually it's like a cake cake.
[0:19:49] Ally: No. Or maybe I'm supposed to and I just don't. Yeah, there's a great part in Jacqueline Novak's special where she's like, I've never been worried about choking on it because like you're choking on it, you just move your head back and you're fine.
[0:20:07] Mike: There are often women who worry about guys beating their heads and controlling them, which is the case for you. There's a form of porn, I guess it's performative, where women start to feel like they're enough. And the guy, I think, is doing this. He wants death by whore. I wonder if a woman ever...
[0:20:26] Ally: Yeah. Yeah.
[0:20:32] Mike: I was killed by guys. I mean, maybe. Like Genghis Khan probably did. He said, now, the 1000 women in your village, I will kill with my rooster.
[0:20:43] Mike: It's like I'm an animal. Okay, so you just take... It's not a big deal for you. I've heard and seen discussions where women say, oh, I had to put my mouth touching the wheel of my mouth, so it forms a barrier, so when you start pulling the knot, it doesn't go in somewhere comfortable, or something weird isn't happening. For you, it's just this little egg. It's like you're like, yeah, okay.
[0:21:07] Ally: Yeah. Or even if it gets wet, you know, sometimes you have a bag of ketchup and you get wet, it's not forceful, it's not like a jet stream, you know, it's not like at the dentist where they have a water spike. I think they need to go to the dentist. Yeah OK. Okay. You know, they set up a little, you know,
[0:21:18] Mike: It's true, but it may surprise you. There are porns where it looks strong, I tell you. There are guys who can shoot 3 or 4 feet. No, no, that would be harder. I wouldn't be able to beat him.
[0:21:37] Ally: sotacans or something, and see how hard they can hit him. You could try that. I don't know, precision shots can be like a sport or an activity, you know. No. I don't know if the gun bulb is turned,
[0:21:52] Mike: Yes, I know what it is
[0:22:19] Mike: And I noticed, when you urinate like a guy, the pee comes out sort of spinny. There’s a little bit of an aspect to that. I'm not sure of the details on that. You need to look at the rifling and the urethra. I guess women won't have that. Maybe that makes it harder to pass through the urethra. I am not sure.
[0:22:29] Ally: That is to say, the urethra has grooves?
[0:22:40] Ally: Yes. Possibly. I know there are tree penises that spin. Oh ok.
[0:22:50] Mike: Or maybe I read that on a site populated by horny Asian teenagers who make a shit up. And men, and pigs. They're quite twisty like their tails. Okay, so yeah, you're a big animal. You've never been into bestiality though, right? Though you love animals. And you would never consider, you know that there's porn of women having sex with dogs and horses.
[0:23:09] Ally: No, no. I have heard that this exists, yeah. No, I think animals are pure and good and we shouldn't do those things. No, animals don't have babies. I don't, so I think they are.
[0:23:17] Mike: You never look... Why aren't you so worried? You don't want to see it? They are human animals and they have fun. It's awesome. Oh, they're having... Look, believe me, they're having fun. It's awesome. It's one of the best things that happens in their lives. It's awesome.
[0:23:40] Mike: Oh no, no
[0:23:57] Ally: You can see the animals, the animals go into the fire and then there are videos of the female alliance, who present themselves as allies.
[0:24:09] Ally: This is what Keith will be able to tell us. He saw lions in Namibia. Yes, but you have only seen soft, incarcerated lions. What Keith saw were wild lions.
[0:24:14] Mike: Yes, that's a good question. I have to say that there are also lions at the Oakland Zoo. They are not wilds. What are you saying ? It's like he's in a tank. It's like in San Diego where there is this wild animal park. It should be in quotes, they are not wilds. They live in a compound.
[0:24:39] Ally: I don't think they are completely enclosed. I think they... Oh no, I think in Namibia they might get a cold, but they won't get a cold because the food is where they are. Yes.
[0:24:42] Mike: They can't go to La Jolla to eat children.
[0:24:52] Mike: think they're fenced in, but maybe I can ask him that when he comes back, we'll see. Okay, so on last week's episode, I did a little bit about women getting their clits enlarged, and I said I'd ask you that. So how do you get your clit enlarged? You can pump it, you can take testosterone creams, stuff like that,
[0:25:14] Ally: Hmm. No no. Like an inch? How big is it supposed to be? I mean, an inch is like, you know, like,
[0:25:15] Mike: Wives of professional weightlifters and wrestlers, and women transitioning to men, do all this, and you can get a bigger key. How wide would you say your key is? Or at least the visible part? The way your eyes look implies that it's very small. Ok, so very small. I thought that...
[0:25:46] Mike: Why are women so bad at measuring things? For example, we are talking about a puller handle on a typical #2 handle that we use to take a standard test. I think this size is normally... Ok, good point.
[0:25:58] Ally: It's bigger than that because it has a length, but the whole thing is like, I don't know, the edge plus the clasp of the pencil, plus maybe a little bit of the pencil.
[0:26:10] Mike: You know, anatomically, that the key also splits in two and stops at the opening of the vagina. Ok good.
[0:26:16] Ally: I saw, yes, I saw these diagrams. I never did a dissection of myself to confirm that I could, yes.
[0:26:24] Mike: Maybe you can watch another video. You can see it on the internet. These are women who find it at the tip where, and in fact, I linked to a video of a woman who found it at the tip where it really looks like a urethral penis, maybe an inch or three inches long, and she could masturbate him like a guy would. Now, this is what I wanted to ask you. It's probably quite weird, it's not something you thought about doing. It could make cycling difficult,
[0:26:55] Mike: So you're an ego Keith who doesn't like receiving blowjobs. You don't like receiving oral sex as a woman. So for you guys, the worst that could happen is you and Keith have a 69. You'd just be each other.
[0:27:02] Ally: Right. Right. So uncomfortable.
[0:27:17] Mike: Ironically, he likes giving oral sex to women and you like giving oral sex to men. So giving it would be good time either way. He would probably be limp, unhappy. Your key would just lie down in his little hotel. But the proof that someone gave is that having oral sex on a large scale made her enjoy oral sex more.
[0:27:24] Ally: I think it's psychological.
[0:27:40] Mike: Is this why you don't enjoy oral sex? Psychologically or physically? So you're at the stranger with the guy and you feel sorry for him or something?
[0:27:51] Ally: It's primarily psychological. Yes, I feel self-conscious. That's something a guy wouldn't like. Certainly, it's technique-based, in the sense that the way a finger feels is so different from the way a finger feels. The finger has more pressure and is more objective.
[0:28:16] Ally: The tone is just very ugly. I do not really like. Even when yawning, I don't really like the tone. I generally don't like the tone. I don't really like ugly. No, I haven't noticed my own tone, but when I yawn someone, I don't want them to use that tone much. I don't want anyone to take over from me. It's funny.
[0:28:27] Mike: OK ? You are not the head of your own language.
[0:28:41] Mike: It’s clear that people don’t want it to end. It's possible that there is residue on the hair that they just burned off, and they don't want it to stop. It's possible that there is residue on the hair that they just burned off, and they don't want it to stop. It's possible that there is residue on the hair that they just burned off, and they don't want it to stop. It's possible that there is residue on the hair that they just burned off, and they don't want it to stop. It's possible that there is residue on the hair that they just burned off, and they don't want that to
[0:28:51] Ally: Yes, that's what will also appear during oral sex, I don't want... Oh no, I like it, it's just like "Tongue-Witness" which I don't like. No, but I love my own "Tongue-Witness", I don't think I've ever experienced anyone else's like "Tongue-Witness".
[0:29:10] Mike: But you also don't like half water. Okay, okay.
[0:29:20] Ally: It's really just barrel. I don't want anyone licking my gun. I don't want anyone licking my gun. I don't want anyone licking my gun. I don't want anyone licking my gun. I don't want anyone licking my gun. I don't want anyone licking my gun. I don't want anyone licking my gun.
[0:29:32] Mike: Ok, but you can't have enough distance from that to agree with... Does the same logic apply to your key? It's interesting. Okay, so you think, oh, he's putting out his hate. But it's already wet. This place is probably already wet. It's a little confusing for me. You don't want... You want men to be dry.
[0:30:04] Ally: No, no, no, no, no
[0:30:07] Mike: It's a bit weird. What is that?
[0:30:18] Mike: When these women have their key wide, you can see that they are often lesbian couples. It's also interesting because they wonder if they're trying to transition, which is what's happening here. It's just that with the imagination that they can make themselves large and have a spell, maybe they can then take the blame from a curmudgeon and become gay men.
[0:30:30] Ally: Yeah, and they go wide. Yeah. Yeah. No.
[0:30:44] Mike: But when we give oral to each other, it feels a little more like a blowjob. Like a very subtle blowjob, because now we have this thing that is enough for us to interact in that way. Don't you think that would be suitable for you? You have no interest in enlarging your clip. Would you prefer it to be smaller? OK.
[0:31:05] Ally: No, I think it's a good size. No Yes.
[0:31:12] Mike: It's not something you've thought about much. When I looked at these posts, I thought that this was something that the man was going to put the woman on, because it was something that the woman was not going to take care of. But then I noticed there were a lot of lesbian couples and women who look, although you never know it, like it might be a GPT cat, impersonating a woman who has a wide key.
[0:31:33] Ally: I don't know if it's the lesbians who want more surface area. It's possible, but I think it's an area of fundamental incuriosity that you find inexplicable. I don't feel the need to improve my masturbation experience. It's already good.
[0:31:41] Mike: But don't you think it could improve your masturbation experience if you had more space on the surface?
[0:32:02] Ally: So if all goes well, what I was going to change is that when you build to an orgasm, you think it's great, and you still think you're going to come and you can come again. But when you come back, you tell yourself that you don't want to do that anymore, that you want to read a book or something like that. All the interest goes away. This is to avoid this part. If you could come again and still be interested in it to come again, I think that would be good.
[0:32:19] Mike: Oh. Perhaps you can develop an interest in tantric sex. Do you think it's possible that you have such a strong refractor experience, because when you masturbate, you imagine yourself as a man, which Allie does by the way.
[0:32:41] Ally: Yes, I don't think so. Because I think I had this experience even before I knew that men had refractoriness.
[0:32:50] Mike: You don't have to be conscious, it's just that you're accessing part of your brain. You're a man now, you're going to get it. If you accepted Oral Sex and took it like a woman, you will not have a refracture period.
[0:33:11] Ally: Yeah, it's possible. I don't want to put my key in anything. No, I do not think so. Yeah, I think that's just what I've been accustomed to, is that the idea of insertion, of putting something into me, seems better than putting part of me into something other. OK.
[0:33:15] Mike: This is not understandable to you at all, the ability. Because if you have a broad like this lady I saw, you could put it in things. You never want to do that. I feel like both can be understandable.
[0:33:41] Mike: So yes, the problem with men is that there is no generation of pleasure. I know, I know, I have a lot of emails about prostates, but generally, there is no generation of pleasure for men, so no. I think it's right. I think that's true, but yeah, that's something I'm not curious about.
[0:33:55] Ally: Oh, you don't think the prostate feels good, do you? Yeah, what does that take away from your orgasmic experience?
[0:34:13] Mike: The problem is that you have to pass through the rectum and anus, which is not a place I'm interested in passing things through. This is the problem. If there was another orifice that would access this pleasure, it is possible.
[0:34:25] Ally: Ok. I was at a pharmacy museum, in June, actually, and they had a set of rectal dilators, from 1900, that had been prescribed for a variety of conditions. One was like hemeroids, what they called piles, the other was like constipation, and the other was like general discomfort. So they came in three sizes, and on the box there are all these instructions that say
[0:34:46] Mike: General Malay? No.
[0:34:48] Ally: They say we're going to leave this rectal dilator on overnight and we're going to take it when we wake up and we're going to cool down and have more energy. Apparently it was a prescribed treatment for a variety of conditions. You can try it. This is the president's history. Yes.
[0:35:06] Mike: No, because I'm afraid of fecal incontinence. Perhaps irrationally so, but here's the thing, fecal incontinence is such a negative outcome that I'm okay with being overly concerned about. I don't want to go near that consequence.
[0:35:20] Ally: Yes, I think that implies not wanting to leave it for long, but in transience you can have one that is the same size as the poop normally, and if you're not worried about incontinent you don't shouldn't be worried about the other side. No, that's why I mean, you should try putting it in and out to see how it feels.
[0:35:37] Mike: I don't leave beefs in my anus for hours. I should have lubricated it. I'll give him some hope. Exit only. Okay, so you're not...
[0:35:51] Ally: Ok. So yeah, I wouldn't want to enlarge my clitoris, but... I think at least 10 minutes.
[0:36:07] Mike: How long is your refracture period? It's quite similar to me. That's why I seem so frustrated with this jive about squirting. Women have completely different experiences than men.
[0:36:24] Ally: It's a totally different thing. I can understand why we can lose urine, why we can have urinary incontinence. I don't think it's part of the refracture period. Why is he studying?
[0:36:34] Mike: Oh, that's right, I want to ask you. You're a woman, that would be helpful. Because if someone sent us, a listener sent us studies, actually, that's great. That's where your NIH currency goes, that's Tony Fauci and that. That is to say, it goes to the lab in Wuhan.
[0:36:54] Mike: This is an investigation into female squirting. There have been two studies where there have been several studies to find out what squirting is. Everyone knows before time that it's urine. And they determined it was urine.
[0:36:57] Ally: Yes. OK.
[0:37:10] Mike: And then, this person said that squirting can cause his partner to squirt if he vigorously rubs the back of the G-spot, that is to say the back of the female urethra.
[0:37:26] Mike: So I was thinking, that's what I said confined in the podcast, but I thought more about that later. I said, you know, it's like when you have a massage, it relaxes the actual muscle, so the woman's body, she's going to be more likely incontinent, but I thought about that and I thought , I do not do it.
[0:37:42] Mike: have a very clear picture of where women feel the muscle, the pubococcinated muscle that stops urination. For a man, when you stop urinating,
[0:37:58] Mike: You know, there's no muscle in the skin that does that. You can hold your skin early, like a balloon, and actually, you can do this. You can bend in your skin and hold it early, so you can feel that there is a constriction. It's like a glass, it's not comfortable.
[0:38:10] Ally: That is to say, do you remove it at the base and it won't clear the bridge, or do you remove it at the bridge?
[0:38:17] Mike: Yes. You can cut at any location. You can cut, you can, but it's uncomfortable because now you're creating pressure in your urethra and feeling like you're doing something bad to yourself.
[0:38:27] Ally: It's interesting.
[0:38:47] Mike: That's what I mean between balls and anus. This is where the man will feel the stopping of urine. Where does the woman smell?
[0:38:57] Mike: Yes, it's true. And it's the urethra that floats. That's the wrong word. It is directed near the anus, then directly on the penis. This is where we feel the stopping. But the female urethra is directed differently. It doesn't have that big curve across the prostate. That's it.
[0:38:57] Ally: Yes. Yes.
[0:39:22] Ally: Yes, I mean it's just directed downward. I don't feel both places of a urethral tube, I just feel one place, which is where the P just came out, inside me.
[0:39:34] Mike: So when you flex a muscle to stop the P, it feels like it's around your Clit G-spot area? Ok, so what I said was actually accurate, is that when you rub this area, you are actually massaging the actual muscle. And it's the same muscle, which also flexes during orgasm, is this correct? Ok. So when you stop
[0:39:53] Ally: Yes yes. I don't know if the belly is, like, above the uterus or, like, in front of it. I'll look. Oh ok.
[0:40:05] Mike: It's in front of that. I think it depends on... Yes, women worry about that. They occupy a similar space. I would say that, if so, the uterus is at the front of the shovel, meaning it is closer to the head. But pregnant women, obviously... Sorry, it's my fault. Pregnant people... Pregnant people worry that... You saw the joke, right? No, I know. Am I right about this? Do you want to correct me?
[0:40:35] Ally: No, no, you're right, yes. Yes, the keyboard is below the hand. Yes.
[0:40:38] Mike: It's good. People need to have more fun with their sexual anatomy. But if the uterus is filled with a baby, it begins to take up the entire space, and it will squeeze towards the belly, which makes the elderly have to go to the building more.
[0:40:56] Ally: Yes. We just have a piece of skin runner muscles that control the shaft sphincter and flex during orgasm. That might make sense.
[0:41:11] Mike: Exactly. Ok, so yes, it makes sense that this is what causes incontinence. I mean, in principle, if you really killed a man, that's a really interesting point. I wonder if men... No, I wonder if you can get a mixture of semen and urine, by stimulating the right spot on a man when he has orgasms. It is, moreover, possible to make your semen fit into your weight when you have orgasms.
[0:41:33] Ally: It's cool. Why do you do that? Can we cause an infection in the stomach?
[0:41:33] Mike: Do you know that? This is typically seen as a negative thing. This is retrograde ejaculation. I have, in my life, tried, as I said with the hosts, I have tried to stop the semen in my skin. This is something women will do sometimes if they don't want the semen to come out. This is seen as something that could cause retrograde ejaculation. Because it has a place where it could go. Men have a...
[0:42:02] Mike: think it can, but it's not a good thing to do. And frankly, it's not very kind to sperm. They're hoping that... Well, look, the vast... The vast majority of sperm, actually, ejaculated in human history has gone on men's hands. Well, I think in human history, maybe on rocks, in the environment, or I don't know where, maybe on animal hair.
[0:42:29] Ally: It's like in the Bible, it's like in glass.
[0:42:34] Mike: don't know where people are fighting from. They didn't have gym socks and gym bags to fight with. I think that was the point. This is the point of circumcision. They say there are health benefits, maybe in principle, but I think the point was to stop yourself from fighting. That was the point, the boys couldn't fight. And then you are in this question
[0:42:39] Ally: Oh no, Keith would have just been frustrated the whole time. There were no artificial fibers. Oh. Yes.
[0:43:03] Mike: Given all the restrictions on access to females, then you're naturally creating more gay things. So you're going to have young boys blowing each other and stuff like that.
[0:43:12] Ally: But imagine believing it's true and being an uncircumcised father, deciding, yes, my son should be circumcised. That might seem cruel, right? Yes.
[0:43:23] Mike: The problem is that prehistorically, like humans, you have a lot of work to do, and you have this 11, 12, 13, 14 year old kid who has to participate in the fall, and he's always in the process. to fight. It's like the modern equivalent is something like, my son plays video games all the time, I'm going to take his fingers off his fingers.
[0:43:48] Mike: or I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it, yes, one way or another I'm going to detect his ability to do this negative activity.
[0:43:51] Ally: Yeah. Yeah, okay. Yeah.
[0:43:56] Mike: think the Father would have said that it was no problem, that we could do our job, that we didn't need to fight all the time, but now that we are in the 23rd century , 23rd century, BCE Some sort of thought process like that. I think those Jewish babies were a little clever about that. But they didn't want to cut all the skin off because they didn't want the species to fall off.
[0:44:24] Ally: Right. Oh, and when you say last week, I haven't heard that yet, right? Okay, okay.
[0:44:25] Mike: We haven't received any further questions yet, but I have another topic for you, quickly. Last week I argued against a woman who listened to the podcast and said we should have discretion or something because we represent the point of view of bourgeois men.
[0:44:47] Mike: That's right, because we're going to... This episode is going to come out a week later. So yeah, I'm saying last week for the benefit of our headphones, but actually, yeah, I'm sorry, but yeah, you should be quick to listen, because it ended last night. Do you think... Do you think that we should have some discretion on this podcast, saying that, you know, it's just the men's point of view, and, you know, for protect delicate female headphones from harm,
[0:45:15] Ally: No, I think maybe you should have, when you had the cover art for the podcast, two women, I think that was a bit of a boost, but as it is now,
[0:45:24] Ally: There are AI-generated decorations. Oh, this is the person who sent her orgasm audio.
[0:45:27] Mike: What is there for debate and change? One of the reasons I didn't like the cover art was that I thought there were a lot of listeners looking for Jirkoff material. And one thing I know is that it's our most popular episode, even though people only listen to it for three minutes at a time. It's the orgasm. This is very good audio. And this one falls above the rest in terms of downloads.
[0:45:55] Ally: This is pretty unique content. I thought the photo of the two women implied that it was of the two women. I think my affinity for it is,
[0:46:01] Mike: Okay, but you don't think, you don't think, do you think it's part of your affinity for the podcast that, and this is a bit of an elite question, that this kind of gauze content human, this kind of content of human gauze is actually a bit useless? OK.
[0:46:22] Ally: knowing you guys in real life. That's interesting. And then, yeah, just that I don't get to hear guys talking about sex in this way normally, particularly when it's, you know, people who I know and I can kind of verify if the things they're saying are real. No. No, I think that would be disrespectful.
[0:46:39] Mike: Do you masturbate while listening to the podcast? Because you made it sound like you did just then. Okay. This kind of turns me on. To masturbate? Why? I think it's disrespectful not to. Yeah.
[0:46:52] Ally: à vous-même. Je ne suis pas intéressée à pénétrer quelqu'un avec mon clip.
[0:47:04] Mike: Is this really the reason? I guess the real reason is that, first of all, you have a fantasy life where you imagine you're a man... You said you're not interested in penetrating people, but in your fantasy life, you are a confused individual. You wished you had a cock. And bullets.
[0:47:23] Ally: Yes. You know, in fantasy, bullets don't really come. Bullets are particularly erotic. Yes. No.
[0:47:29] Mike: Because it might be hard for you to imagine. I will say that if you need a touchstone to imagine them, I think eggs can be a good analogy and they are sentient and not so interesting to the person who has them, but to others, may -to be more. Your eggs are not interesting to you, is that true? And the fact that you have eggs doesn't mean other women's eggs aren't interesting to you? Because you're like, yeah, these eggs aren't interesting.
[0:47:58] Ally: Hold on, I have to get something real quick.
[0:48:02] Mike: All right. Well, Ali is also now heading out to Zimbabwe, but that's okay because we're going to pull up our first question here 50 minutes into the episode because there was a lot of patter to get through. Yeah, we have a person who is interested in why they find their own penis compelling.
[0:48:27] Mike: So here's what he says. Pretty self-explanatory. I get turned on by looking at my own cock, whether it be in pic or in real life. And then somebody says, be careful, what can happen in these situations is that you end up in a wicked loop where your boner gets harder and harder until it either blows up or turns to stone. Right, because he's still aroused.
[0:48:46] Ally: Or you'll fall into the pond staring at your cockroach. No.
[0:48:51] Mike: Exactly, you're talking about narcissism, it's a good reference. Do you look in the mirror and find yourself? I think it would be more possible for women, because women are the fairer sex. Has this happened to you? Are you looking in the mirror? Has this happened to you? And you tell yourself that you turned on your own. Never.
[0:49:13] Ally: No, not in a sexual way. Sometimes I tell myself that the device is good, that my hair is beautiful, but not in a way that makes me look ugly. Yes, but when you go to porn, you don't look at cocks in porn. I think it needs to be done.
[0:49:23] Mike: Ok, I had this particular experience with my own rooster, so I get it. Yeah, yeah, because you know, yeah, I mean, wow, it's, it's pretty erotic.
[0:49:37] Mike: That's the thing, that's the thing, is you can't necessarily avoid that image and the cock is part of the erotic sexual element of what's happening. I think so, you don't see weights and vaginas as erotic.
[0:49:55] Ally: No. I know you watch VR porn. Are there people where you have a first person shooter perspective and instead of being able to see the gun in front of you, you see a rooster? You know what I think in video games where you have a gun and you go into a hallway or something, you can see the gun.
[0:50:07] Mike: No. No.
[0:50:14] Mike: Oh, I know. What you're describing is that people worry about that because basically the person who plays the game their whole life is that you're just a weapon. It's this notion that your personality has been reduced to a weapon that floats around. This is ironically what will happen sooner or later with drones and terrorists. You have drones floating around with weapons and they're going to be weapons floating over all of us.
[0:50:26] Ally: Yeah. Do you think that this guy who is alienated by his fucking, people sometimes accuse trans people, I think trans people
[0:50:39] Mike: I'm not sure when it's going to happen, but I'm sure it's okay.
[0:50:51] Ally: women who have auto-gynophilia, where they are in the process of having a vagina. They are in the process of having a vagina. Does this guy have auto-gynophilia or something? Is this a known experience? Yes, I saw this accusation.
[0:51:06] Mike: Do people really accuse trans women of that? Of wanting a vagina because they just want to have access to a vagina more?
[0:51:16] Mike: It's just to understand. It's the notion that he's a horny guy. It's just like, look, I don't have enough vagina in my life, so I'm going to create a... It's hard to imagine a guy doing that, because at the same time, he turns off his skin. Now, if he could have both, I think men would quickly figure out that it was a mistake.
[0:51:23] Ally: Yeah yeah yeah. It seems like it's just a guy who's, you know, turned by a penis, and a penis is the closest and closest.
[0:51:40] Mike: So on the VR-porn thing, to finish the road on that, there is a more common throne, and you see it on Pornhub too, it's from the female point of view. So yeah, there's a penis, but actually the whole screen is filled with a penis, but it's a penis that's punching in and out of your mouth or something.
[0:51:54] Ally: Mm-hmm. Yeah, okay. I'm not feeling for you. Mm-hmm.
[0:52:02] Mike: It's a bit disconcerting. Maybe you would like this type of porn. Probably not. You can say that you can have this experience every hour, every day, very quickly. It's not so understandable. But it's actually a real woman with a camera or VR thingy mounted on her head.
[0:52:22] Mike: So, yeah, the man's painter is a little bit below the view plane, like your eyes are where the woman's eyes are. But it's really inconvenient to see something filmed from a man's point of view, as if you were a painter underneath. The only other thing that I think is real is that there is a style of porn, where they film the porn and they have a camera inside the woman's vagina.
[0:52:36] Ally: Mm-hmm. So that must hurt too, right? You would be able to feel a small camera on the tip of your dick.
[0:52:48] Mike: So they put a little cord on the vagina and they arrange it so you can see his cock going in and out.
[0:53:05] Mike: Okay, so the reason Allie said that, because we broke for a second, is that I was completely, so the IUDs, because of the metal protrusions coming from the towel, I can feel with the head of my skin. Plastic. It looks like metal. How do you know ? Do you think ? How ?
[0:53:20] Ally: Oh, it's not a protusion metal, it's a rope with a thread of a flos of a lace. It's like I have a rope. But yes, I can feel the strings, like you have a finger. They recommend that you do this so that it is placed correctly and is always there.
[0:53:43] Mike: There's not the feeling of, for example, a guitar, like a low E guitar, which is metal, but it's very fine. There's no feeling of the end of the guitar, it's more supple than that. It really has the impression of a flos of huac. So you don't think it could sting. In other words, you can't, you can't, you can't poke something.
[0:53:51] Ally: No. Yeah. You know, like dental floss cow. I think it's also possible. Yeah, I think that's possible too. No, I mean, it might be a little folky, but you don't like that. It's not... Okay.
[0:54:11] Mike: Ok, my experience with it, I think it was something metal. I think there are some. Is it true ? I am not sure. Do you have a hormone in that? I figured the choices were a hormonal or a copper.
[0:54:21] Ally: No. They are, yeah, so the actual IUD itself is copper, the little like Y-shaped prong that goes in the uterus, but then the strings that come out are not copper.
[0:54:35] Mike: I have to tell you this is something men complain about on the rope. In terms of the camera, I don't think it will sting because I think what they're doing is they're poking her deeper in the vagina so she can get a view. And of course, it must have light too. And one thing that's notable is that when you look
[0:54:49] Ally: How do you know it's real? How do you know it's a real vagina and not... What if you put brisket or something in an arrow? You can make it look like fabric. Muscle tissue or something.
[0:54:53] Mike: Good question. So there are porns where they purport that it's a vagina, but it's obviously not. And you can tell the difference because the appearance of the thing surrounding the penis as it's thrusting in and out is too regular. It's obviously something engineered when it's at peak. That's true.
[0:55:20] Mike: I don't think they need that. In porn, the key fetish that is satisfied here is a porn where you see the extreme view at the same time. And you can see the wire in the vagina, so there's no need to do it wrong.
[0:55:23] Ally: OK.
[0:55:39] Mike: And then, yes, the guy, the key moment, of course, is that the guy orgasms. And you can, in the corner of the table, see the semen entering her vagina, which is super exciting. I guess even you'll find that competent, right? No, you won't find it, ok. But why do they need to fake it?
[0:55:52] Ally: think it could still be wrong. They could be inspired. Because how do you bring a light inside? This is how it doesn't worry the skin or interfere with it. Is there a space there?
[0:56:04] Mike: Just think about an atheroscopic surgical procedure or something. It's just like a fiber optic. I mean it's not even fiber optic, it's just a wire going into a thing that's an LED.
[0:56:20] Mike: I think there is, and one thing that's notable, actually, on the videos is that you see very clearly that most of the action is at the vaginal opening. And actually, when he ejaculates, he has, of course, more hope, and he ejaculates in an open space, because the vaginal has more space on the inside, which is interesting to see.
[0:56:31] Ally: Hmm. Hmm.
[0:56:46] Mike: But anyway, okay, so this kind of self-looking, looking at yourself, well, being turned on by yourself is not something that you don't like, but I can understand it one little. Yeah, I think maybe men are more visual, so that's something understandable. Ok, let's go to the other one and I know you have an adventure appointment to go there. My husband is longer, but not taller. I wonder if you had this experience, given the little penises they interacted with.
[0:57:13] Ally: I have it, yes. I had a moment where, as they say, it was like shooting a hot dog in the room or something, where I felt like it was very thin. And in fact, this guy then transitioned and is now a woman. So I think it could... I think it could apply either way.
[0:57:25] Mike: Oh my God. Just to let you know, the expression of the Hot Dog on a Hallway is often said that the woman is large, or wide. No.
[0:57:35] Ally: The hot dog is small compared to the hot plate. The hot plate is large compared to the hot plate.
[0:57:38] Mike: It's true. But I think it's normal that there is a fault on the woman. Maybe not, maybe that's a good point. Okay, so you have a bit of a bearing on this. She is a 34 year old wife and a 37 year old husband. They were married for 9 years. I like them a lot, but our sex life is just like that. We have sex about once a week, and I try to increase the quantity and quality. They are in theory. We try a lot more new positions. I've spent a lot of time recently analyzing what my body likes and doesn't like. I try to be more explicit with him.
[0:58:06] Mike: because he can't read my mind. I realized recently that one of the biggest problems we have is that we still don't come together in the right way. It's quite long, almost too long, sometimes a little painful, but not thick enough. It's thinner than my previous partners and I realize that the thickness and stretch is really my leg. I don't always feel it. I can still literally get by, but I often find myself wishing for more and feeling bad about it. Do you have any other tips for talking to him about this?
[0:58:27] Ally: It's like there's just one finger penetrating you. I agree with this poster, it was dissatisfying. I haven't already considered it to be the act of being taken out or filled, or something more appealing.
[0:58:28] Mike: And other things that can help in this area. I know one thing that can help, but... So, this person who transitioned, what was your experience like? Did you have sex without anything? Was there nothing penetrating you? Hmm.
[0:58:54] Ally: I think she's right. I imagine there is something small, like a weight band or something small that you can put around the skin, like a little skin bag that makes it thicker.
[0:59:05] Mike: The problem with that, of course, and we've said this before on the podcast, is that sometimes, and I guess often, when people try this, the woman has a very intense, positive experience, and the guy sinks into a spiraling depression, because he realizes he is inadequate. So, there is almost no solution because of this. Maybe penile injections.
[0:59:29] Ally: Maybe there's something the woman could insert. I think it's a little demoralizing if you insert the vaginal and your husband is like, oh, that's so much better.
[0:59:33] Mike: It's the same thing. She trains secretly. Is your experience with this guy, you said it like a finger, but I mean, women may like having a finger, but I think a finger has more maneuverability and can bring certain places together in the way a penis cannot direct itself.
[0:59:55] Ally: I think I expected more. I didn't feel so good. If I remember correctly, I think you could call it a one night stand, but we were friends for 2 years.
[1:00:00] Mike: Was it to the point where it was almost like this guy was doing this thing, he had this experience, and you were just there, not having... Was it that it was like he was just tarping his shovel against her shovel, but he hadn't inserted anything? Was it at this level? It's hard for him.
[1:00:23] Ally: We didn't stop being friends after that. I think when we had sex, I was on all fours, and he was behind me. I think I'm more used to this position of feeling good, because the skin of the skin is pressing, I think, towards the inner parts of the glide or something else. It used to feel great, but it didn't seem like nothing, as she said. It was disappointing.
[1:00:47] Mike: So, if he had done an experiment where he removed his penis and did the same actions, can you tell the difference? But in terms of fun, it would have been around the same thing. It was just the four of you reading a book. In general, you have positive feelings. It's interesting.
[1:00:59] Ally: I could have told the difference. Yes, but... Yes, yes. I mean, it looks... It must have been bigger than a hot dog because the hot dog looks very small, but that seems to be the closest comparison to what it was.
[1:01:21] Mike: Wow, I mean, has he, because of your knowledge, contributed to a woman's transition? I just thought, no, this isn't working. Wait, you mean wounds on the skin when you say something? Oh, it turned into late, that's what you're saying.
[1:01:28] Ally: don't know, but I wonder about that. This guy had a motorcycle accident between what happened and the transition. I know he had head injuries. He had injuries like concussions. No, it was at school. He graduated. As I know,
[1:01:57] Ally: I moved, she now lives in Colorado and works at a glass company. That's the thing, I don't think I've had sex with a woman. It's confusing, I'm willing to refer it now, but I don't think so...
[1:02:03] Mike: Is it hard for you to use the pronoun she for this person you had sex with as a man? Of course, because you don't have it. But somehow, you had sex with a woman in this situation.
[1:02:26] Ally: that she was a woman. You know what I mean? Yes. Yes. Yes.
[1:02:28] Mike: don't agree with that. I find a mental block. It's not the use of the pronoun that the person prefers, it's the knowledge that they have transitioned. If the person introduces a woman and I have no idea they transitioned, I'm not OK. I don't feel trigged or anything. That's when I know you have a ding-dong. It worries me. Yes.
[1:02:47] Ally: I think the analysis is like if you grew up with someone and they came out as gay later, you would say they were gay the whole time, you know, I didn't know that, you would say that 'they were straight and... Yes. But if I had had sex with a guy who came as gay, you know, years ago, I would say I had sex with a gay man. I do not think so.
[1:02:59] Mike: I've had a number of people from high school who are now gay, and what I immediately do is look ahead and in most cases you say to yourself that's sense. Oh yes. But you did it, in this case.
[1:03:16] Ally: You think they're gay all the time, but they're only trans after they transition. Yeah, maybe. It's enough... Why are you going in this direction and not in the direction of penile enlargement if you are dissatisfied with your skin?
[1:03:33] Mike: I'm not sure there's much you can do. I think there are women who don't worry so much about that. I think it might be an idiosyncratic thing. You could just have a very big vagina. I don't know how long it would be.
[1:03:47] Ally: Maybe. It was just that. I think there are implants if the guy thinks it's a problem, but it seems like if he's 37, he probably doesn't think it's a problem, because it would have been a bigger problem. early. Yeah.
[1:04:00] Mike: Maybe she does too. Maybe he's a little... He's a little strange, but she... It's useless. I don't think they have the same experiences. This person you had sex with, in the doggie position, was able to finish it.
[1:04:07] Ally: I think this is the conversation we need to have. Does he enjoy it? Or does it feel like it's too slow? If both have the same experience, do you think they are more amenable to some kind of jacket? Yes.
[1:04:28] Mike: So he had a good experience. It's just you who got the last of your mouth, if you like. Okay, I'd like you to do it at your appointment, but it hasn't been your mileage, it may vary with Ali, episode 172. And as always, people can give us feedback by email at ymmvpod.gmail.com . We pay $10 for comments, but people never ask about the money. I think it's because they don't want to reveal who they are.
[1:04:57] Mike: But you can, you can get the change, or they sell them, I should say, you ask for them. And of course, as always, you can ask questions, or give answers. And we're not going to read your name on the air unless you say we want to too, which has never happened.
[1:05:09] Ally: You know, if they don't want the money, they should give it to you, like someone else to Venmo or something, and you send the money to their friends.
[1:05:14] Mike: No, isn't it, no, because it's a heavy layer. People are calling and wanting me to donate money to a political campaign or something. That's all for episode 172 and we hope to see you next time on Your Mileage May Vary.