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Episode 73: Jane's Addiction, Mike's Favorite, Penis Sleeves, Oral Sex Saliva

Team YMMV | 6-30-2022 | 1:01:31

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“Le sexe de la femme,” as they say, is all around us, all the time. And so it was with Jane in the corner of the studio today, casually pleasuring herself as we recorded our latest episode. She smiled at the humor, but above all she resented the orgasms she waited to enjoy until much, much later in the evening.

With Keith out of town on another jaunt (Europe), Eric joins Mike to discuss the latest topics. Mike revealed his experiences with a masturbation sleeve mistakenly mailed to his P.O. Box. We discussed the latest trend toward anilingus on the first date, without significant warning or preparation.

And, is it now considered standard for men to wet their fingers and gently caress the anuses of their partners? We dig more deeply into the meaning of “sit on my face,” whether a man’s penis is likely to grow after several sexual encounters with a woman, and what men are likely to ask a partner after ejaculating.

A full slate for the episode. And all with Jane, our first committed listener to have the chance to listen to (and participate in) a live episode taping.

To follow along with the videos discussed at the beginning of the episode:

https://ymmv.me/73/mikes-favorite

We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

https://ymmv.me/73/anal-finger

https://ymmv.me/73/face-sit

https://ymmv.me/73/ask-after

https://ymmv.me/73/saliva

https://ymmv.me/73/in-mouth

https://ymmv.me/73/boners

https://ymmv.me/73/period-oral

https://ymmv.me/73/growing-dick

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  • [00:02] Mike & Eric: Hello and welcome to your mileage may vary. We talk about sex and relationships using candor and humor that is sometimes controversial but usually in good faith. Not always. Ah Keith is in Europe right now. So this is Mike and I have with me. A co-host today. It's Eric he's been on the show maybe a couple years ago introduce yourself Eric yeah, this is my lucky none time I think None times a shark. Yeah happy to be here. That's great and we also have a silent maybe not totally silent but a female listener I'll call her Jane. In the studio with us today that wanted to listen to a live taping. It's true. She is ah she's listened to all None episodes so far and wanted to see how the sausage is made and we went through some of the topics with her already and it made her horny so we'll see what goes on here. She's allowed to talk. She just doesn't. She says she's not going to um, please as always please rate review and subscribe to the show give us feedback on Twitter at Ymmvpod or by email at Wyam Mv Pod at http://gmail.com all right let's get started with episode 73 today's show we got a lot of different topics. But i. 1 to start off with a surprise item I received in the mail the other day. Um I was we actually have a vacation house real mail. Not not email now it was in the real mail so we have a vacation house near Lake Tahoe the California Nevada border. And we we have a ppo box there that we don't check that frequently and I got a box mysterious box in the mail but I was suspicious. It was all written in chinese lettering so I can't really read that but I noticed one of the characters was one I recognize which means it's the character for like something above something else or going up. And it was the right size like ha so I opened it up and it was a masturbation sleeve new new I checked that it was brand new. Ah, and it was shaped I have to be honest, it looked like a very young female's mouth shaped thing made of some kind of silicone have you ever used one of these arab. I haven't so how do you How do you suppose? This came to be in your mailbox. Well oh sorry I should say that it it was addressed to somebody else very clearly but it had been ah like maybe it had been misdelivered maybe three weeks or a month earlier so what am I going to do like. Give the guy who's masturbations leave a monthly like hey ah Oswaldo or whatever his name was like you missed your beat off device here. So what do you think I did with it. Oh yeah I hope you tried it I did I did I never had it was it was I think this is similar to the flashlight experience. So I tried it twice.
  • [02:45] Mike & Eric: And I have to say that cleaning was awful because you have to put lubricant in it like if you just try to put the little. Let's let's say it's a small adult woman's mouth. Although it really looks younger than that that that was the most I didn't like that part little seeming too young, but the ah. You try to put it over your penis and like it just doesn't go down like it's it's kind of titish silicone it stretches but like it's just too much friction right? It won't go over the shaft of the penis you have to put some kind of lubrication in there sure and when I say in there you put it sort of around her lips. She has a tongue too and. As I learned when I clean it later in epiglottis the thing like way back in your throat. She has one of those too like way deep in the in the thing. So I ah had to put the lubricant in there and I got it over my my cock and initially I would say first of all I would say it was ah pretty realistic pretty you've never used one of these Eric. A sleeve or a 12 year old girl. No a sleeve. Let's just assume she was 20 all right? Yeah yeah, neither for the record. no no I have it actually all right sort of recommend it. So let me yeah, let me say a couple more things so it was um first I just want to really reemphasize that it was definitely new in the packaging. Ah, like I could smell that it was new. There was no question. There. It was not a used masturbation sleep. Well sometimes I can refurbish things I hope not I thought about all that I yeah I sort of turned it inside out and checked. Um, so it ah it. The initial penetration was pretty realistic like it was the like just like in real sex. The initial penetration. Well this is something Keith and I agree on. Maybe you don't eric that like the initial say minute of penetration is more stimulative than maybe the next ten minutes is that do you agree with that. Um, with a real woman I mean. No I don't necessarily agree with that I think it's less lubricated. Maybe so maybe it's a little stickier but I don't know that that's a pleasant ah pleasant stimulation. Okay, yeah, well, ah, okay, fair. So you like it takes a few strokes to get everything kind of lubricated. Yeah I think in some ways. Well Keith and I have agree at least for us. But everybody's experience your mileage varies. It's life that like those less lubricated instance can actually be more compelling in any event. Ah the the initial stimulation was a little bit like that and like kind of surprising in the way, a woman's vagina is like surprise like. Yes, your your hand is rough and it's like sand gets into everything and the woman's vagina is much more like soft and velvety or sure right? And so like that it simulated that now then what I found was that like I actually had trouble nutting.
  • [05:32] Mike & Eric: Like he kind of like went on too long and I was like this is you know I was beating off beating off I'm like this isn't it was too velvety like I just couldn't get there. Ah I wonder it made me wonder if like I was at and as we all know I like to talk about glory holes if so I was at a glory hole and a woman was on the other side with a vagina. Maybe I couldn't orgasm because I need the visuals and the. Stimulation of an actual woman because it might be less stimulating than my hand. Maybe I just have ah where do they call that when your hand when you beat off too much or death grip death group. Maybe I have death group my problem I do I I did I have death group I'm sure. But ah, so then when I nutted the first time I did it. Ah I it was my penis wasn't fully inserted in it because I found that I could get my penis all the way to the end of the point where I could see it like kind of pushing through the the rubber at the end of it which was kind of gross. Why are you looking like that. Yeah I mean I just don't like visual seeing your penis. Okay me. But yeah I you that makes sense so stop. You? So ah. So I so but I didn't think that was right? So I tried to keep it sort of mid penis midshaft to nut. But what I found was that there was too much head stimulation on the penis when I nutted and so it kind of ruined the orgasm. Yeah we're just got to you just got to stop? Yeah yeah, well the second time now is I tried that I tried to stop moving the thing. But it was too. Ah, it was too even like I couldn't I couldn't get it to that level of stillness I was trying it was because my cock was twitching and stuff. There was just too much and it was just annoying. So the none time I used it after having to wash it and everything I made sure to pull it tight to the end in that. Which had the weird element that was like you could see yourself nugging into a condom sort of I could sort of see the semen collecting there at the end of the yeah definite like blows my eyes for that right? I didn't I mean I probably should yeah and and that was much better. And so I thought and it was quite good. It was better than an ordinary masturbation orgasm all right? So it's just going to be like a new technique for you I don't think so because I think that it took too long to orgasm and just got to try and try and through that. Well let me say the other things. I don't really want to have this device around that like I'm going. Ah ultimately get caught with that'll be sort of embarrassing I don't like the necessity of using lubrication and washing it and the orgasm was I would just say this it was much closer to the intensity that I experienced with a female really. Yeah, and I think it's because there was much more of the velvety sort of head stimulation that gets you there Ah I think that's worth a little cleanup and risk of discover. Do you want me to send you as Waldos. No definitely try it. Oh okay I can tell you what actually I can't tell you what it is because so guy you want to send it to me. Maybe.
  • [08:14] Mike & Eric: But I don't think I don't want to hand me downs. Thank you I'll think about it. Okay, so um, another quick topic here. Ah we were discussing with ah before the show or actually a couple weeks ago with ah Jane this notion of multiple orgasms Eric you believe that women. Can have many orgasms in a in in an individual setting is that right? like let's say across a 30 minute period yeah for sure. What do you think? the maximum is oh I don't know I mean I know your take on this. Um I don't have an opinion I haven't so I have a little bit of a revision on this I saw a porn and I was trying to find it for the show and I I sorry I didn't but. There's some subredd where you can find these things and it was basically like this woman who was like I'm going to come a lot of times in a row and she videoed her anus at the same time which is like the gold standard for me right? and ah, in fact, every time. Ah her anus did contract. However. I noticed that she was only getting like 3 good contractions or maybe four for each orgasm. What's your take on that because and I know this because you've had a partner before that had multiple orgasms in a single sitting setting setting sitting. Whatever do you think there's like 3 contractions are more like the typical None to 1012 I would associate with a good orgasm I don't know um, None to None seems high I mean I've never really watched I haven't like calibrated myself on. Oh it's too bad. We don't have a woman in the studio that has this experience to tell us something. Yeah now. Now she does not all right? She's your well it would be useful how about this can you give a thumbs up on whether it's more than three when you have multiples just the thumb. Yeah, it's lower than 3 yeah okay is it is it more than 5 when you have multiples. Yeah, so is it like None to None or more. So you'll have so let's just understand this and we can move on but the claim is because in the video it was really I was careful I'm very so scientific about this as you know I was watching and it was 3 4 tops contractions of the anus and the vagina there. Per orgasm and then she would kind of build up again. It did look like repeated orgasms each None looked pretty similar and like it looked realistic. Honestly I just okay so the question for you is you can only give a thumbs up or down. You're saying that like in a so in a sitting you might have None orgasms each None having None or more contractions. Strong contractors. Definitely go down. Okay so it would be lessing. Is there pleasure you can. You don't have to speak if you don't want here. Is there less pleasure you can nod if you want is there less pleasure with feweric contractions. The none couple are definitely more pleasurable. Okay see this is the thing. So I suspect. Maybe if you took the.
  • [11:04] Mike & Eric: Area under the curve of the pleasure that you get from these orgasms. My reasoning here is just like how much a professor. Yeah, exactly how much of like the hormone you have in your body to like do women really have that much more pleasure capability than men you think they do Eric? Yeah I think it's plausible that they do. Sure. Okay, let me bring up None more thing here. So I have this pathetic addiction to tickt to now and there was a woman who gave a video. No. This is a decent one that you can hear and it it relates to our None topic none question. Oh actually? well we'll we'll talk about a porn too quickly. But ah. So let's actually yeah, so so this woman said that she was having sex with a guy she met on hinge I've never used hinge. People might say why do you use any of these things you're married and then I would say like mine your own business but ah, but ah I've never used hinge. And ah, but but she said that but she's on a None date with a guy things were going well she was really horny. They went to. They went to one of their places and they decided to have sex like immediately on the first day and she said that he immediately started eating her ass like immediately she was complaining because she said. Hey I hadn't showered that day and I've actually pooped and she's like what is wrong with this guy like what's going on here like do you have a take on that. Yeah I mean where's the decorum in none date casual sex. Apparently is like it used to be I guess is that what you thought I mean apparently like anal analingus is like the new ah just like blowjop. Really yeah I mean Keith has told me this too I mean he's not here to defend himself. But I think he would agree. You'll probably write in. But he listens to this episode that like he's told me this before that like analingus has become very popular with the kids that's kind of disturbing I mean I get the woman's point of view. Um, yeah, when someone's down there I'd like to have good warnings so I can be properly groomed or whatever you don't want him. You know when I have swamp ass when that's happening have you ever had a woman ah analingus disease anying guys you on the none sexual encounter without warning. No. Okay, yeah, can't think no I have not and I've never done it on the first count I've never done it at all actually which is really boring I know either giving or receiving. I've received this sorry I've never given it I don't what were you self-conscious when you when it happened. Yeah, it wasn't my favorite thing ah partly because I think it's like a hetero male like it's like once the once they're messing with your butthole. It's like are they going to It's like so they're knocking at the door. Are they coming in right.
  • [13:48] Mike & Eric: So I was a little worried about that I think and then also like it's like you know now've done. This thing doesnt make me gay it. It didn't pretty sure it does it does. Okay I'm yeah okay so we have a porn but we that I'm going a post in the show notes. Ah that both Eric and Jane watched Jane loves porn. Um. We also by the way watched. Ah she got to watch her none transsexual man masturbating and her none um gay sex which is amazing that somebody who likes porn hadn't seen those before so I got to sort of pop her porn cherry which was great but we watched a porn that I'm gonna post in the show notes some. And it's a part that we sort of teased the last couple weeks. Keith's not here to have probably is beat off to it by now and in Europe I hope what was your thoughts on that pointn it's one that I like I should just say it's one that I find very compelling. It was fine. You know I'd give it a solid like beat I would be it was it was a letdown given the buildup that you would you had given it. It was just a fine. Solid porn and the the but was good about it was it seemed very authentic which is I know is why you liked it. It seemed like it was the girls into it. Um, but you know there were no real fireworks. Let me just it was sort of just straight missionary porn and she. A straight magic. Okay so she's on a bathroom counter. Ah and people eaba people can find it. She's writing a like a champion shirt. That's how I found it again because it had been deleted in the great porn cop pornoppoly porn apa lipsps like porn of the lipurge. Great yeah, the great purge that happened on porn huv because they. Was an unverified porer. Whatever actually it's a cam girl that made it um but she's on a counter which means her legs are sort of like spread and up with her feet on the counter. You get a really tight view of her vagina or vulva ah shaved looking great. He's got a nice cock in there. And then it goes up and down and she seems to be really enjoying like what more do you want like what? Okay, you're going to b what's an a that ah like some sort of crazy and nn f the guy just got the other guy's jock in his face and she was it seemed authentic, but she wasn't like ah unusually expressive or anything. But in my view when they're unusually expressive it. It's kind of too porny seeming. Yeah I mean it's a fine line to to walk. Okay, but there is there is a line there but you want the woman so it's not cool for you if the woman is a little more reserved but because that feels realistic to me. Oh it's fine I'm like like I said I did no. No critique of that nothing against that porn. It was fine. Okay, it just but just wasn't like top shelf for me can can you so what? so top shelf for you would be what oh I mean it's hard to just for example, like let's say there was a porn like this is one I'm saying this. This is one I've saved I have very few porn saved in my Reddit but this is one where like.
  • [16:39] Mike & Eric: But's say I'm having a bad day and I just got to get that nut out like this is a porn that I could turn on and get that nut out in a couple minutes um well the first one that comes in mind is there is a ah there is a beautiful Agony one that I've come back to you repeatedly. You've told me about and I think maybe when we talked about this when I was on like two years ago yeah um and she's just you know, very into it and look she's performing. She's it's not it's not real but it appears real or you know real enough is it the presence of the guy at all in the penis in the the in the porn that bothers you. Like is that does that take it done. Okay, it's not yeah and and this the sound is pretty good I mean she sounds in the one I but anyway people can watch and and draw their own conclusions. You can decide if my guess is like none of people will think it's great and half people will think it's not top shelf. So beautiful. You lag me doesn't show any genitals. it's it's like g rated one? yeah. And but you can nut to that. Oh we have to well it's impressive. You have a you when you're doing that are you imagining her vagina or you just you just don't you just do like oh the scene is so hot I don't think I could ejaculate to like something that didn't have nudity in it really? Yeah, yeah, that doesn't bother me. I mean nudity iss great. But you know I'm I'm a big audio guy too. So I listen to a lot of audio porn right? you like to listen to the audio. Yeah, all right? Okay, so we have a question here. This is relates to the shameful Tiktok video I watched um is it a new age sex thing for guys to wet their fingers. And tease your butthole during sex I'm new to dating casually in the last year twenty six year old female and I'm enjoying sex with new partners often and responsibly the guys I've been seeing have been ages 26 to 33 4 of them without fail all of them tease and foreplay by wetting their fingers and playing with my ass lightly. I've been in 3 very long term relationships prior and none of them did that is the gen z thing like what's going on here. Hows this one 26 huh I mean I'm too old to comment on like current trends. But yeah I mean this is a thing that doesn't seem that unusual to me. Okay, why? Ah why why? Why would you so you do this I've done it sure. And what's the point someone would like anal stimulation. Okay, do you ask none? or you just get on there with it. Okay, you don't ask and then now you you sort of see how they respond and if she sort of wriggles in a negative way you stop? Well if they don't do anything I think ah I think the the. Tells during sex or if they if they respond positively then you do more of that thing and if they sort of like freeze and position and and and as if they're waiting for you to stop doing the thing that you stop doing so so you're broadly saying like you're not a big like ask forbally for consent guy. You just sort of oh definitely. So yeah yeah I don't
  • [19:28] Mike & Eric: I think that sort of runs the mood and so you just like go little so little yeah little stuff that's right and then so it's like at the the beginning of the sex play. You're like touching or nipple and make sure that's okay in the end like you have your belt off and you're sort of slapping her around. So ah, no, but. Sure like that general progression. But I mean no, that actually I was trying to actually tailor it to your sort of proup proclivities. Yeah I don't think I would I don't think I would jump over the like of pdsm chasm without like a conversation. Oh is that is that true. So there's there is a conversation required you like you wouldn't for example, like do a lights. Tap on the butt and then ah you know spank a little harder or something like so you see you you think that's not something you could do without verbal consent. Oh no, no I mean like an as half is fine. A little hair pulling but like you wouldn't like anything beyond that I think requires like explicit explicit conversation. Okay. Is that from negative experience or just like you just think it's a gentle gentlemanly yeah comedy. Okay, okay, um, and when you're doing this tongue tongueguing your fingers and rubbing girls anuss thing is that a prelude to anal sex now. It's just it's just. You think she gets more stimulation like it gives her an orgasm or something to have butthole mess with yeah a girl I was with like I don't know many years ago ago was really into that and so I think that sort of set my take my tam just the external anus play. Yeah, okay, um, what would you like? would it go the reverse to like if a woman. Use the same sort of like a buildup methodology with you like actually how would you express that you didn't want your buthole. Do you want your buthole the woman. Yeah, perfect, no and like like I've had to had this conversation with many partners because a lot a lot of women. This isn't like a common trip. A lot of women think guys like this guys I think generally do not like this. And so a lot of girls will sort of start to go that way and I'm just like no don't I'm not interested. How do you How do you have the conversation like when and what do you say might help people actually um, far be from this podcast to help anyone but I think. I don't think there's a standard you know it it varies in various situations you wait until it's a non-sexual situation sometimes or sometimes I'll just say stop or you know I'll just grab her hand and move that so like let's say you wait till it's a nonsexual situation. You're like hey remember when you were putting your finger up my asshole and' like that my my butholes exit only. Well usually it's like postcoital and like baby my but hurt I have hemorrhoids it hurts it hurts to people rub in that area I just wonder actually what you say this is because I think a lot of people have difficulty communicating about this stuff but you're you're basically saying oh it's super easy. But I think for a lot of people like they wouldn't.
  • [22:18] Mike & Eric: Maybe particularly women they wouldn't know what to say I'm trying to think um, let's say they do it. Let's say that I we just finished having sex. Yeah, or you in Jane over here just finished having sex and she did something you didn't like what would you say to her baby. I would make a joke about her be like yeah, that's not that's not my thing I don't like biting yeah, something like that that hurt. Yeah, okay and she would say but baby I what would you see to say like um, that's my thing I like buttholes I mean this is sort of like a fluid interpersonal thing right? You sort of have to play it play it by ear. It's cool. Jane's masturbating right now by the way she is she gets off on this podcast. Okay, let's move on here. This is something we talked about I think last week or the week before but I wanted to get Eric's take on it when you say sit on my face. Do you mean? sit or hover. Okay, so. Content here. You probably won't like but it's ah I'm a plus-s sized girl and I'm pretty insecure about this and I'm very confused because when they say sit do they actually mean sit or completely or just squat. But let's you can make it plus size or nonplus size. None of all is this a thing. So Keith I was surprised to learn that Keith like ask your requests. To sit on his face is that like a thing that you in your repertoire Ah I mean I've done it sure go on and it's ah and it's not hover. It's on knees I agree with Keith his knees on either side of your head isn't that hovering. Like sitting means like okay, all right chris cross I have it backwards right? Okay so it's hovering knees on either side right? And basically it's just like maintain a position with some distance between your tongue and there and also do you agree with Keith on which direction. She's supposed to be facing because I seem to be an outlier here that I get confused about that. Yeah, she should be facing your head not your feet your feet. Yeah, but I mean if you do so the other way would be 69 yeah because then it has to do with the position of the bottle right? You wind a bubble away from your nose. Yeah yeah, but maybe and it's easier to like lick up onto her clip that way lick up onto her clip. Oh you'd be lookinging down to yeah clip that that annoy I saw by the way a thing. Ah it was like it was actually I adopted this technique and it seems effective where a cam girl was strongly suggesting to men that when they give oral sex to women. Maybe I should just not say this it. It really improves oral sex view. You want to hear this. Ah, you want to you want to hear it I get get a better oregasm that's hot right? Okay, so okay I think she does want to hear this so it's really simple, but basically she said that instead of looking up and down the clit you lookck left and right is that your normal technique. Yeah, this is ah this is called the kivin technique I believe.
  • [25:08] Mike & Eric: Yeah there's a there's a whole thing about that move on or carry on. Yeah, so yes, some girls really I like that only some girls well haven't tried with her in that. Okay, as you learned about it after like well it's my mind current my current girlfriend cluede me into this and she really likes and it's called what again Kivin K I v m I n I think Kivin okay and and that gets you over the line faster I mean I really like more detail on it. Are you willing to provide any more detail on how much better it makes it Jane now but it is the way that you get you that get you off? Yeah yeah. And the up is the up and down painful is that the issue like because you're up and down towards back the the hood. But so okay, the thing that's None thing that's interesting about that is like if you're having pivsex. There's really nothing the man's body can do to simulate the side to side stimulation right? I mean there's just. Like that's I think that's why and men naturally gravitate toward the updown motion. Well first of all, that's what they do to themselves like if you go side to side on a man's cock like that doesn't even mean anything like you're moving like a stick shift. so it's kind of confusing ah so it's like what's the what's the adaptation going on here. Why why do women's bodies work that way huh. Ah, wonder if it's just a variety. It's like they're used to a certain kind of stimulation and you're giving them something different and maybe that's just the difference is better and and just so I understand the technique here is it like is it like ah just politics a pause from masturbating to almost say something but it is it that you is it that you. Kind of flick it with your tongue or is it that you're like making kind of constant contact with they're going I just want to know what the kivin technique is constant contact where you're sort of maneuvering it with your tongue or do you actually kind of like up and then urching the side and by the way I assume your head is turned to the side and you. Your tongue's like yeah up and down. Yeah like I'm sort of laying perpendicular. Our bodies are sort of perpendicular right? and you so you turn your head sideway and this would be impossible in the sitting on your face situation. Yes wow which might be why women are not maybe it would be treky that's for sure. Yeah, so you so you're actually ° to vulva. But you flick it or is it constant contact or maybe you that's above. Okay, okay, and does it matter if her like clitteral hood is retracted for this technique or is it. Um, yeah I think I pull it back. Oh so you have a this is more advanced technique. You have a hand on her stomach pulling back her clip and then you're doing this technique. Yeah, which also sort of stabilizes where it is where it's located. Yeah that's pretty hot. Yeah, okay, you've never dried this not I'm not sure but I wasn't sure I'm not sure about the hand. Okay.
  • [27:47] Mike & Eric: Ah, this this technique I was surprised by it ah does appear to be more effective than like other techniques that I've encountered the key change I think is the position of your body and head right? The so that so that the updown motion of your tongue is perpendicular your your body that I think I yeah was not. Fully aware of or aware at all which is surprising. Okay so you don't like it when the woman sits on your face facing toward your cock. Um I mean it's fine. It's just you're worried about his. Yeah okay, it's just it's just I don't know it's just easier to get at the relevant purse. You don't want to like just stick your tongue way inside her vagina you know I mean like she's she's kind of gaping then right if you've got her no but I think even that's easier the the way I prefer facing north. Interesting because your tongue naturally curves upward yeah, something like that your forehead or something. Okay, it makes sense. Okay, yeah I guess that you know that's that's ah nobody makes the mistake that I do there of expecting the facing the other I don't really expect it I just thought it was sort of none I didn't realize that everybody always had the woman facing. Direction but it appears to be yeah, that's how that unless you're 60 ninening I guess it's the sort of the natural and women don't like that because then they're too preoccupied with the guy's cock and it really think it's about the geometry. It's not it's not just the butle I think it's primarily. There's the geometry of how the jaw moves and how the how the the. Vagina is positioned right here just to access things. Ah that makes sense. Okay, so I've got another topic here and um, the title I was going to ask you to guess what they're going to say the title is so boys. After you ejaculate do you usually do this what what do you think this is um well fall asleep is the is the first I actually I was leave leave would be nether high I was really tired the other day and I was beating off. This is not with the masturation sleep I maderub's well rested for that test. And I was tired I was really tired and while in the middle of orgasming. You know you have that sort of release and you're kind of it. Um, well it destresses you in the middle of my orgasm I think I've started to fall asleep like within the 3 seconds or whatever my orgasms last longer than 3 seconds are we 5 seconds whatever is that right is is it would higher lower on the 5 seconds for the guy than not for yours you get like 20 oh how long are yours at least an hour we look on Tan of stuff. No ah ah.
  • [30:32] Mike & Eric: I think um so I've videotaped myself orgasming and what you why do you? do you want to? so you want to see the video. No, we're not doing that but the ah the the ah I think it's like 15 seconds no and you're like nutting the entire time. No I mean like it's it's like it's like you're the first like let's think about this so you have like let's say you have ah many um pulses or throbs of nut. Do you produce. Let's say it's between None and fifteen. It's not None only produces 3 3 nut 3 nut. Okay, 3 is low but that I just said that is how many did you producing your prime I Don know a few more None 3 7 I don't know. Okay, so they they slow down in the and then the end there's not much coming out. But I think you get. Let's say that you can get None I think I get None to 15 good throbs. No, but there's not always semen Jane's looking at me like that's Gros I assume that was a gross outlook like that's too much nut. You don't want that much semen in your body right? Yeah, that seems high that seems. Well, but like I said the later ones don't have any content right? They're just sort of finishing off and also they happen slower. But at that pace I mean okay, maybe it's None econds because they start off 5 to 10 yeah I think it's a recent orange fight. Okay anyway, ah so yes, during the 10 seconds like I had sort of like a. A moment there where like it was like oh I'm I'm so relaxed now and I started to fall asleep while nutting I've also fallen asleep while beating off in the same type of situation like I'll be beating off and like I drift off has that happen to you? No I just like that wakeke up and you're like wait. What's going on why? No no, it's you like? no, it's a momentary like ah like a. Never really fully lose consciousness. But I definitely like move into the sleep realm ah because I'm so tired and what of that sleeping or some sort of like neurological I think it's tired. It's always related to like extreme fatigue because ah. Have to get up early and then I don't this is an interesting but I have to get up early and then I don't go to bed early enough. Okay, so you think it's after you ejaculate. Do you go to sleep immediately. That's a reasonable thing. Someone might ask that question Jane do you want to guess what the guy what they're asking a guy does right? if they come off. Snow snowle after ejaculating come on. Let's sleep. Get something hot like but you didn't like the scene the guy eating you didn't like um where they call it snowball. You're against snowball and you also didn't like it when the guy snowballed and then put thecemen back in the woman's vagina and you said why are they doing that you're not trying to have a baby.
  • [33:14] Mike & Eric: None way to have a baby is you nut in the girl's mouth. She puts it into your mouth and you put it into your vagina and then you can tell your kid guess how you were conceived. Can you imagine if you were the person of gold bird conception see get the weird the weird snowball appar perhaps okay. So you're guessing snuggling kind of okay, ah after I assumed everyone did this. But since I learned it on my own I'll ask it anyway, after you ejaculate do you always squeeze your penis from bottom to top to remove all of the semen in the tube. Understand I mean yeah I mean I'll do that when masturbating sure. Okay, so when when having what about if you're getting a blow does your partner typically make sure it all comes out I'm not sure I don't think so do you do that? So okay. You make sure is that because you want to why Why do you? Why would you I mean the last of it you want because you're so hungry for the semen really, that's a good one. It's a keeper right? there. Ah so you you want all the semen from the guy's cough. It's not because you think there's a little extra bit of pleasure to give him sure that is. Okay, so why? do you do it while masturbating. Oh just for mass control mess control. Yeah I want it in the kleenex. Not my underwear that sounds right to me. So actually they're both sort of the same except for the woman. It's more positive. It's a more optimistic mess control. It's like I want I want to taste that last I mean but isn't if it's sort of foul. I guess you're one of those people that likes the taste of semen if it's sometimes it tastes bad but right it always tastes good. You've never been with a guy where I tasted bad now. Wow it must that must my guess is it has tasted. It's been something that and most people would find the taste of about occasionally but you just you just have a particular. For it that'll be my my science choose a kind store. What I say okay, there must be women that don't do that that don't ah well of course like if you're a woman I was thinking the other day by the way that like I think that most that almost all women buy like age. Say 35 swallow I mean because it's just at some point. It's just ridiculous to not I mean I know and oh this is here was my thought process my thought process is they tell their female friends. They don't because oh it's embarrassing. It's just like this thing where guys will never tell each other about how often they've been pegged or stuck things up the butthole. Because it's embarrassing right? like e look even if you had what Keith and I discussed this even if you liked being pegged, you would never tell me right? That's right? Yeah, so you so it's like it's it's like Schrodinger's dildo right? I have no idea if you've been pegged or not right. It's certainly underreported. Yeah, so it's the same thing women are like like like with a female friend.
  • [36:00] Mike & Eric: You're not gonna be like yo I love guzzling that com I like swallowing nut. You're not right? You're gonna be a little more circumspect about that right? Jane no adding not do oh you would you with a female friend. You just be like yeah we're all just come suckers swallowers. Well I don't think there's anything particularly shameful about that if you're a woman. Certainly less than a guy how about like a 20 year old woman in college. Well, they're just gonna be generically upti about all things sexual I think I don't think that's gonna be specific to that topic assume my my my main point here is just I think that yeah I agree with that. My main point is that I suspect that swallowing is underported I think that's what you said? maybe maybe a little bit. Ah, you think so you've in this is probably I've actually let me think about this I think I've never had a woman not swallow. Really yeah and you have yeah yeah, ah, but not for a while. Yeah and we know it was like a None thing we actually have evidence here that you' nut is pretty tasty. Sure well I don't I know how toering she is she appears to like everyones well, that's brutal. Do you like everyone's not no you like also you just zi low body count that low body has a low body. Yeah that's not that's not a good test. Okay, um, but you're saying. Women in their twenty s in your experience are more likely to and it would be okay I had a woman avoid my nut but I never had like a woman run to the sink and spit or like have some you know you know yeah some kleenex or something you had that happen. Sure yes senex yes I've had both. And that probably pissed you off right? Made you right? angry now. Maybe you feel kind of bad actually but don't you you to you? You're not as great. You're you're one of these people who refuses to acknowledge having tasted your own seam and you say you havet final give me the method for the dow. Yeah, you find a radioactive after you not etc. That's right, that's right? Okay, okay, ah. Next topic here a little tip to the men who get grossed out by eating pussy eating pussy is that what you call it eating pussy sure you have another term going down on a girl. Okay, what else is there I don't know I know Jane likes to say the word pussy. You want to say pussy for us. Ah, just wants pussy pussy pussy say like my pussy my pus that was pretty hot. Do it again. My feel like that all right, the listeners liked it? Okay, ah so this person says let your mouth just keep drooling. The action of your tongue and lips is what gives the woman pleasure not your swallowing anything. Just let all the liquid in your mouth come out and not enter back into your mouth. This will also add to the lubrication of the whole surface where you're licking I'm kind of an ocd germaphobe so I hated just not eating or even touching pussy once upon a time but took me a few weeks of regular sex to get over that.
  • [38:45] Mike & Eric: Once that struck me that I don't have to swallow or roll anything in my mouth while eating my woman. He could use a dental dam right? But anyway I could enjoy the act better. Have you ever used a dental dam I not okay I mean outside the dentist office you ever had a person use a dental dam on you? No It's always just roll I don't think anyone uses a dental dim I think this is something that was like dreamed up by sex education instructors like. A theoretical playing and he's never ever been. You have you ever had a blowna guy when he' was wearing a condom now you laugh. That's common I think only sex workerss do that have you ever gotten have you ever gotten a a condom blowjob. Isn't that so this is like some sort of crypto question of whether I've gone to a sex worker. So I'm gonna I have to say no right have you ever? You're gonna say no see this is the thing so I'm gonna say no to that. But the only I mean I know guys have told me about going to to prostitutes and they get condo blowjos. Okay. Okay, yeah, that makes sense and it's well yeah I guess you're not going to be able to have specifics on how I'm assuming that's not very good. Um, okay, now this person put in an edit people complaining about too much wetness. It seems like the problem with like so basically spitting the entire time while you're giving oral to a woman. Ah. He says the air and friction anyway, dry up a lot of saliva I'm not sure that's true I think what happens the saliva all goes down to her butthole right? It's going to sort of roll down the cleft there. He says lubrication adds to pleasure and as a man I've always found my woman's mouth turning into a wet mess more arousing is it hot when a guy just has. Your vaginal lubrication all over his mustache and beer is that hot. You just see all that lubrication all over his mouth that hot. No, it's it's hard to kiss it and yeah, suck his mouth now. Yeah, after he's giving oral. Yeah. Um, she must be getting really turned on now. Yeah, okay, so yeah, so what? what was so is it like does this make sense to you what this person's proposing or is this just a ho cd problem person makes sense what he's proposing I just say I disagree with it. Why you disagree because I just think it's messy yet like I don't think it doesn't like. Pour out of your mouth. Clean. It's just gonna go all over your chin It's gonna like dribble down your lips and chin and just sounds like Jane finds that hot. Yeah, she wants I actually consume it off of your chin my saliva. Well, it's a combination saliva and it's like a reverse snowball. Yeah. And were your thoughts on. He's like this is not my favorite topic I don't understand the topic really because I've never ah I'm not aware of swallowing something while giving oral to a woman really I well because like it's a tongue action.
  • [41:28] Mike & Eric: Like you're you're looking a lot and I think that stimulates the salivary g glasss like chewing stimulates the salivary lens when you chew but you not chewing tobacco or something. No, but I think just just ah lapping I think does the same thing. Yeah I don't okay. Yeah I don't maybe I have like a low salivary reflex or something I just haven't experienced this as an issue or really a topic. Um, so yeah I don't that that was one of the reasons I brought it up I saw this and I was like what what world does this guy live in where maybe it's because I'm so bad and or all on women that they don't get that aroused. And so there's not much luprication from them now. It's not even about them. Okay, it's about ah salipo production you're saying that if I gave you just like a pencil eraser that was glued to a desktop and you started licking it. You would get a bunch of saliva I might I don't think so I think my mouth get really dry pencil eraser That's what a clit is like right. For those of our listeners who've never seen clip looks like a pencil eraser. No no comment all right all right? Well there's just a difference of opinion there I don't I haven't I have less experience with the ah large. Oh and I'm not even gonna bring up squirting in this context because that would be like another thing. It's like oh. By the way on the sex subreddit. You're not allowed to accuse squirting women of it being pee anymore. We saw this together before the show. Apparently it's a microaggression Yeah yeah, tell this is true. This is like ah just another instance of the culture making it impossible to say things that are true right? We got them back though by overturning Roe versus wade. Yeah, so they yeah they're they're losing butm. Not sure those are exactly the same thing. Well, it's just the culture wordss. They got to just keep fighting. Okay, the next topic you're coming in my mouth I'm in a new relationship and the other day while we were at it I asked him flirtally if he wanted to finish my mouth. He looked taken aback and honestly I I think he did not want to is there. A reason why a guy would find that weird or repulsive I want it to happen someday and I thought guys loved it. But who is like let me see if I get this person's email even shell luck. Maybe you she'll find the yeah the lucky guy the allusive to know you had the elusive guys who the word that's right. So I my only I mean do I mean my thought here was that maybe he ah he didn't well they were while they were at it. He says they were having sex at the time but maybe like it's just that the the dirty top turned him off maybe or maybe it's Keith and he just feels too guilty because Keith doesn't like world sex right. We have him an Allie who doesn't like receiving oral sex as a woman which I think he is even more rare than than and I'm I'm glad that Jane here does enjoy the oral administrations from a man and in a woman probably too no women yet you want a woman.
  • [44:11] Mike & Eric: That's why you're you're gonna go find None no I think there are more women who don't like receiving than men who don't like receiving how many men don't like blow jobs I think that's pretty rare. Okay, the you're right? You're right? The thing that I've seen online a lot is men who can't come from them which I think is really common because in po like that's affect. Yeah point, do you come without I mean like okay so in porn you know, almost always the guy has to beat off to gum from the blow in the porn. You know I'd be like that's very rare now. Maybe it's because they want to show the come shot. Yeah. But somewhat rare for them to be able to come. You don't have any problem with Alec like ah women are able to sort of get that shaft. It actually varies ah on the scar on the skillll of the woman. There are women where I've had to do that. What do you think the key skill continued constituent is to get you get you past that nut you know I'm not sure it's something about. Um, is that a physical lead is it. Enthusiasm. Youre know you're not yeah, it's something about the rhythm they use like some some women just go too fast or they or their their pressure is too hard or too soft. Hu yeah, it sounds right? Yeah no I've had I mean I've had the experience of a woman who was too so too light of a touch and I was not. Wasn't at the level of communication you are where you are able to very easily communicate about Butthole touching and other topics like that I was actually unable to or unwilling I guess is the right word to like say the needful to her to like improve the situation which is sort of shame on me nowadays I would just be like bitch tighten that grip and then I would slap her. Like that. Yeah, she likes that but you get to get consent before slapping her no no I would just over I'm a no consent b dsm guy. You know what women do when they are aroused they play with their hair Jane is playing with their hair a lot. This is great. It's great. Let's keep going maybe shell start to disrupt. You can't dis disrupte because of our commercial location but you can if you can masturbate over your clothes somewhere. That's fine. Okay, so so basically this person is very young and very confused because she doesn't understand that all guys want to nut. Why do you want to nut in a girl's mouth by the way. I mean beyond the obvious no what's the obvious I mean it feels good. you know why you know why to like remove stimulation right? as it's happening. It's sort of like a dominance thing I think it's more emotional for me. Yeah, it's like I want her to consume it. Yeah big big eyes in the nod there. Do you enjoy? Generally Jane you can just nod or not. Ah, do you enjoy how having a man nut in your mouth connects you to his orgasm you like that. So. For example I was thinking about this the other day I was hiking and I was thinking about as I do about these topics. So if ah if a guy had no semen that came out that would be worse for you right? Yeah, so.
  • [46:55] Mike & Eric: Because with decrease you don't get that like he's coming and at this exact same time you're like yes, this is the liquid of his of his coming that's coming into my mouth that's hot to you right? very hot to you like you're thinking about it right now this could take it easy right? okay. And another topic for you here. Are you worried that she's gonna start something weird. It's gonna yeah I don't know I don't want you to provoke her into a frenzy or anything I will it would only be your benefit true. Why do girls equate Boners. Why do people use the word bonu why do people equate bone. What do girls equate bors to active interest I can't think of why? okay. Boners wait meaning I me read the rest of the we read the topic here boners are extremely out of an individual's control and have little didnt little to do with anything substantial I've gotten erections because my pants were rubbing just the right way or because my car hit a couple pumps doesn't sound right to me but okay. But this friend of mine who's 25 was wearing extremely revealing clothes and sat next to me and I could feel her legs rolling against mine and I got a boner as one does she noticed she told me oh dude I thought we agreed we were just friends like what we already agreed we were just friends but that doesn't mean my dick knows that like my dick was just um, going to go in her mouth now. Okay. Like wtf man. How do we even reply to that like bro chill. It honestly feels either immature or she just missed sex ed this is great. So this guy's view on the world is he can just he can just have a bone or at anytime and the woman can't say anything. What do you think? the etiquette is I mean don't even know what to say or. Like well none of all I liked your reading there. Oh yeah, this that felt very real. Yeah, very very broy reading I like it sure. Well, it's very bro bro. It's written like a row. Yeah I mean we like did you ever have this this circumstance where you you popped a boner and. No I've never had a socially awkward donner. Yeah I mean I've had boneards that like I felt you know I endeavored to conceal did you like so in high school that I never had busted or in like high school you never were like sitting in class and just started you know rubbing your cock or something. No I did did you? Yeah yeah, and it's funny because I ah have wondered. Because let's we had just like the standard like desk that you sit at in school where it's like kind of you but you're left handed so it wouldn't work properly for you but like your right hand has like a little ah I guess you still have a right arm. You have a right elbow can kind of sit something you enter from the left and there's like this pretty small wood thing that you use to your desk and so. I think it's possible I haven't been in a high school classroom lately I think it's possible that the teacher might have been able to see what was happening in my crot area. What do you think about that. Do you think I do you think they knew I was beating off or rubbing my cot or you in the front up I don't remember I hope not let's let's do it both ways. Let's say yes, none.
  • [49:44] Mike & Eric: Well then yeah, probably yes you think they could see see what was under my desk. Yeah, probably but I would have been I wouldn't have been slouching to the point where let's say I was sitting up straight pretty straight moderately straight. My bow was in the middle of the chair. Yeah,, there's too many variables. You know, kind of you're changing this around too much wait. So How did you orgasm I'm not sure. Not just I think it's possible I Think let's say no, you can't remember if no if you look I was masturbated to completion last week I was able to come up with this the thing about the airplane was a girl and the friend sitting next to? yeah Ah, which was pretty hot right? That was real that really happened. Okay, ah. But this one was even further back like that one was sort of toward the end of high school. The other one was at the beginning and I don't I think I would remember masturbating in public. Yeah I'm not maybe weren't you terrified of getting bused or was that part of the threat I should have been are you an exhibition this not only I should have been worried about getting Caught. You could see my hands by the way we're in the same I Guess it's obvious to Listeners. We're in the same room here. Um in chains like I wish I couldn't see your hand Ah, but ah, ah, the ah. I Just don't remember I It must be just I stimulated myself and didn't that because that would just be too outrageous right? Yeah, Okay, maybe it was like I blocked it out because I got caught and like have ptsd. Okay I mean I don't think this is a very interesting question but he just he I agree with the point that he's making wait wait is that like you can have a physiological response without actually being interested in a woman. I think I don't understand is this because of wearing really loose clothes that the woman can see I don't think women can really tell if you have a bone. None of all, you can put it pointing upward like along your body. Yeah wait. Yeah so why need just do that I don't know ask. Think I beat off too much in high school because I didn't I don't think this Ma and this this happened to you that you would pop bones in like weird situations. Yeah I'm sure I did I don't have specific memories but like yeah I would just do the thing where I would pull it up against my belly and like tuck it in my waistband. Yeah, and it wouldn't be like this uncontrollable thing right? It was just a thing it would Happen. It was no big deal that sounds right? It was that like like you have any friends who got caught in an awkward situation with an erect. Not I got I remember it ever happening to anyone I don't know being an issue like oh so and so God would't None period English or whatever. Yeah, people might have said things like that as jokes but I don't think it I don't think it was ever actually real. Yeah, all right? This was yeah we this one I think you have some ah comments on is eating out eating out giving a world to a woman on her period weird.
  • [52:22] Mike & Eric: Yesterday long story short I ate out my girlfriend. This is a none for both of us and we both enjoyed it. However, she was on her period some women apparently get really horny during their period right? which she already told me about and I'm fine with that. So I was simply wondering if I'm a weirdo or not for for eating her out on her period. And then he signs it. Cheers soggy is this what is this ah does is something that you enjoy doing? No I find that kind of repulsive so guys what says it she some guys are into it. Some guys don't care I are not None of those guys. Let's say she has a tampon serving and stop now. Why does it that makes it worse but you okay it makes it worse but it's equally. Kind of gross. But why there's no fluid coming out. Ah you just don't like that you know that there's this backup of like stuff in there. Yeah and seeing a tampon like the. But the string hanging out. It's just it's not a very sexy thing. It's not like a natural sex. She could tuck it in or even cut it off right? You can hide it I know strippers do that you might have done this before without knowing it or you always insert a finger during oral sex to verify to check? No I don't I don't. You like do a little most girls I think are self-conscious about this. They wouldn't want you to go down them during their period. Some probably would like you to right? Yeah, you could do that. What was that technique called again the kibben you could do the Kevin Technique that's very external. You're saying you wouldn't even do the kivin technique during the rose period. Let's say she agreed not to tell you and hide the string. She's just honey I just want the Kivin Technique tonight for 10 minutes well look if I don't if I don't know about it then I you know write how can I be upset so that may have happened. Okay, um I mean what about you I mean is this? do you do you storm the red type. No yeah I have okay. When I was in high school I had and a different partner who she told me and this was false but she told it me she believed it to be true. She told me that it's kind of this is kind of too bad that she believed this but she told me that if she was immersed in water her period stopped which isn't true, right. All it means is that when so so what this means is that she would regularly go swimming during her period just bleed all over the blades. That's what that means I believed it because I had a lot of access to knowledge and information. But this is a pretty specific piece of data where I was like I don't know that sounds wrong, but okay and so ah we had sex when she was on her period. In the shower because she told me she must' have been really horny right? or really hot for me, but she told me it would stop her period now I now know that's not true. We just so I didn't have sex on a period that time now really you were in a sanitary environment right? and I was told that it stopped the flow. It doesn't.
  • [55:14] Mike & Eric: I know that we didn't do it in a pool because she told me that that would remove all the lubrication thought she was right about that. Yes, she was in high school like what did this bitch been doing. Yeah I had 2 very experienced women in high school because the other one was that airplane girl who was just she okay all right I had some. Strange experiences. Okay, so you you do have sex with women on their periods though like p I be I mean I prefer not to but you would yeah okay, yeah, and you would masturbate them. You just want to stay away from it I want to stay away from the blood. Okay yeah I just find it messy and kind of gross. Maybe that's maybe that's childish in my part but it is what it is pretty annoying if your partner and gets really horny during our period right? Yeah, tell me again. Okay, all right? like we got one more we got time for None more topic here. The Garrick's getting hungry right? Yeah sound good all right um. I 20 year old female had sex with my boyfriend 23 year old male and his dick got bigger. How now this isn't I mean I think every guy experiences like your close to orgasm and your dick kind of swells a little bit like the head in particular that's pretty hot right? That's how you know the cum is coming that juicy tree right? Jane okay. Okay, no I'm not talking about an erection I'm not talking about Greg Forgasms I'm talking about the fact that we first fucked his penis was this short fat little thing and now many stage successors later I'm noticing that he's getting to be kind of big like we're talking this man probably grew three inches over the course of a month how is this possible. None of all, it's not three inches why do you say that? That's just that's an implausible change I mean what's going on here is that he was probably nervous for the none few sessions. He wasn't hard. Yeah, and so he wasn't fully hard. That's the only way this is plausible you they keep. Like on chatterbait I get really frustrated when the guy's not hard like in porn right? does that annoy you I don't pay that much attention to the the guy's not hard. It's just lame. It's like a noodle going in and out right? Yeah, you just don't care. You're like look just stick a lip noodle in there I can beat off to it. I don't watch as much weird porn as you do so weird. It's pi I v normal boy you watch like um, watch shadowterate I watch like you know, professionally produced pon. Generally why or whatever's on what's wrong with Chatterbae. Well you the guys aren't always hard forard. It's true. What's mostly the russians who now all say they and in London. None of them are russian anymore like you can tell they're russian but they you see why right? because oh because of the Ukraine thing. Oh yeah, because it's like the I think there's some sort of sanctions against their and and the russian girls are there really hot except there's no way anyone cares about that. They all say they're in London now. Yeah, but I doubt anyone actually cares.
  • [57:58] Mike & Eric: Like maybe there's a perception on their part that we would care but anyone actually cares I don't know like no guy surfing chatterba is going to be like oh I'm going to conscientiously avoid anyone in Russia. You don't think there're guys that like ah like ah put their political beliefs into action. Ah relating to their beat off habit none. Correct. Okay, like you like you know how there's and there's no atheist in foxholes. Yeah, like there's no, there are no erections with political polices I actually think yeah I actually agree with you and I think it could go the opposite way that like in some ways it's hotter to be off to like a russian girl because you're like this is wrong like something's wrong. It's actually hotter like ah like ah the catholic schoolgirl right? No, that's a good point. Yeah so funny. Chatic. Okay, so so you don't think it's possible that this guy's cock group correct. We're we're clear on that I don't think it's possible either I do think that he okay so but the yeah it's unclear like not enough information. Let's see if there's anything compelling in the comments. Ah, not yet not hard because he he wasn't entirely comfortable. That's not why it wasn't hard was it maybe maybe he's on drug he was probably nervous. Maybe they were identical twins and they swapped in the partner. Right? The I don't know do identical twins have the same size cock. Why wouldn't they maybe it's like so look gender is not genetically determined dere. Ah gender is forgot about that right? Yeah yeah, maybe one of the twins identifies as having a smaller penisx. Yeah that's right? and what no look your sex ors are part of your. Sex identity and gender and therefore they know not to conform to genetic principles. Sure okay, this person says I've experienced this before I'm very shy and reserved also worked extremely physical jobs. I don't think it's that much bigger in reality. But when a penis isn't all the way hard you get a bonu so hard that it hurts. There's a big visual difference. There. Yeah, that's right, you could also be lost in weight right? or he got a penis enlarchment surgery not over the course of a month he was just he just got less nervous by the way I saw on the transgender topic I saw. Ah. Oh you know it's in that it's in that thing that I'm not supposed to like because it's evil called what is a woman the the documentary that's from the daily wire. That's like super right wing and and if you're a moderate person not supposed to like but there was a video a clip I saw from that where it was a trans man a person that frank became a man. They took part of that person's um I guess his. Ah, arm to make the penis the neo penis and they used a far that had hair and so then the in the he claims that the interior of is urether goes hair. Yeah, so the part where the peak got like inside your peehole. There's hair in there I don't know I brought that was.
  • [01:00:42] Mike & Eric: Feel strange now. So look There's a lot of crazy that there's a lot of crazy shit people can do okay, well thank you to Eric? Thank you to Jane for really entertaining us during this broadcast. We'll have to post the video later and thank you to all of you our listeners for listening episode 73 of your mileage may vary as always. Ah. Please review and rate us on your favorite podcasting platform at Limvpod on Twitter Ymmv Pod at http://gmail.com and we will see you next time.